Emerica Spanky Shoe

Even skaters have to clean up sometimes, which is why Emerica pumped out this skate sneaker-meets-dress shoe for Kevin “Spanky” Long. Perfect for going from the ramp to the restaurant, the sneaker falls in line with Long's split personality, which includes high-brow activities like drinking wine at bars, and downright sleaziness like pimping chicks. As his biography reads, Long's no stranger to hoe-business:

A former pimp, playa, hustler and con-man extraordinaire, Kevin’s nickname, Spanky, comes from the heavy-handed pimpin’ lessons he served up while breaking in hoes down on the track in the dirty ghettos of his hometown in Westlake Village, California.

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