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Video Games That Should Be Turned Into Porn Movies

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Japan keeps on making it, we keep on taking it. Leave it to the Japanese to innovate the new dawn of adult film'the video-game-adapted porno. After reading on Kotaku about an X-rated movie version of the DS game Brain Age (emphasis on BRAIN), we got to thinking about what current video games would translate into skin flicks. See our porno video game list after the jump.

Super Smash Bros: Brawl
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It's a gay incestual orgy featuring short, burly Italian plumbers, laying that pipe. Uh…

Heavy Rain
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The never-before-seen footage from the otherwise underwhelming Ray J-Kim K. tape. Shower time!

Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights
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Lily Thai hosts an all-star compilation of Asian squirters.

Alone in the Dark
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A sizzling solo vid featuring Sasha Grey and a bowl full of inanimate objects.

The Bigs
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Lex Steele and Mandingo take a bevy of beauties deep. BALLS DEEP.

Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit

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Peter North goes on an Asian bukkake vacation, and all his friends get are hot loads of (dragon) balls.

My Horse and Me
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Need we say more? *Neighhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!*

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June 27, 2008 | Permalink
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  • flashblizzard August 18, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    uh, what about Max Payne, Little Big Adventure and Spore?

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