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Jones Soda Endorses Campaign Cola

If voting were as easy as buying a soda, then we probably wouldn’t have such a pathetically low turnout rate at the polls. Well now Jones Pure Cane Soda is holding their own election with the release of Campaign Cola, a special edition bottle that bears the pictures of Obama, McCain and Clinton (Apparently they didn’t get the memo that Hills is just a regular whiskey-drinking Senator again).

With flavors called “Yes We Can Cola,” “Pure McCain Cola,” and “Capitol Hillary Cola,” Jones is encouraging consumers to support their candidate of choice by buying their bottle. And just in case putting political figures on your product wasn’t exploitative enough, the company is actually holding an “election,” which is decided by how many bottles of each are purchased. See the latest results below.