A Look Back At Scott Storch’s Bad Investments
As of today, pint-sized hitmaker Scott Storch is a wanted man. A warrant was issued for the producer who has churned out hits for everyone from Fat Joe to Brooke Hogan after a Florida judge ordered him to pay a minimum of $46,000 in child support. Coupled with Storch owing over a half-million dollars in property taxes, it seems as though his pockets are taking a beating worse than one of Kimbo Slice’s YouTube opponents.
Of course, making it rain on his extensive yacht collection and picking up the Terror Squad's dinner tabs didn't help the superproducer's financial status. But we all know that the biggest suck on your wallet is usually having a girlfriend. And given all the socialites, rappers and models he's dated, it’s not unreasonable to think that Storch's financial plight might stem from the high-maintenance women in his life. After the jump, we’ve listed some of the notable ladies he’s been linked to.
Lil Kim
Storch hooked up with the Queen Bee back in 2004 for a quick two-month relationship. It was a costly 60-something days for Scottie, who gave Kim a $150,000 Bentley Continental GT, which may or may not be the Bentley that was reposed from Kim’s crib a few weeks ago. Talk about hustling backwards.
Paris Hilton
Paris has Scott Storch to thank for half of the songs from her nearly unlistenable 2006 album. Like Lil Kim, it was reported that Storch also copped Paris Hilton a Bentley, which is apparently the producer’s gift of choice when he's trying to smash off.
Erica Mena
Although these two were definitely a couple, there's no record of what Storch was shelling out to keep video-chick regular/model Erica Mena interested. We’re guessing close to nothing'he probably told her he was gonna make her a famous actress. It’s every video chick’s dream!
Lindsay Lohan
In 2007, Lilo got the extravagant gift treatment from the Floridian hit-maker, getting showered in over $1 million worth of jewelry. The two later split when Lindsay gave him the pink slip for “Girls Gone Wild” purveyor Joe Francis.
Dalene Daniel
This was the closest thing Storch had to a down-ass-chick. The couple lasted for over 4 years, with a few normal bumps in the road, but in 2006 the shit hit the fan when Daniel filed a paternity suit against Storch (which he ignored) after he didn't claim responsibility for their second son Jalen. Today, a judge ruled Storch has to pay at least $46,000 in back child support for the 2-year-old, issuing a warrant for his arrest. Hold your head Scottie'even Roy Jones was forced to lean back.
DeShawn Stevenson June 11, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Yo with the number of cum dumpsters your man been through i bet his piss look like rotten guacamole
Ty June 11, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Man I feel bad for dude. I hope somebody bails dude out so he can get back on his feet….
Ben Frank June 11, 2008 at 10:46 pm
i dont feel sorry for that guy at all… He was Chargin damn near 250,000 for a beat and now he broke? and on top of that won’t man up for his kids??? SMH
2Gutta June 12, 2008 at 12:58 am
hes workin wit dre and got a track wit chris brown how he fell off? LMAO ninjas stay clowin
modi June 12, 2008 at 5:21 am
http://www.dctobc.com/2008/06/what-exactly-is-a-goon-to-a-goblin/
LOL scott’s done for. like literally done for. i don’t even know if he can rebound. he went from keyboardist for the greatest live hip hop group/band of all time to owing more money than i do to my credit cards. and that’s bookoo money.
modi June 12, 2008 at 5:21 am
LOL scott’s done for. like literally done for. i don’t even know if he can rebound. he went from keyboardist for the greatest live hip hop group/band of all time to owing more money than i do to my credit cards. and that’s bookoo money.
French Porter June 12, 2008 at 8:09 am
“Me, i’m a pimp / i don’t pay for no hoes”
bc-tw June 12, 2008 at 4:35 pm
It ain’t tricking if you got it.
But since he obviously doesn’t have it he was tricking, which makes him one of the biggest suckers ever.
He’s white, though, so someone will give him another chance at making beats for big money. The industry doesn’t look out for black folks who come under hard legal times.
I just want to see how long he’s gonna be on the run eating. You know he probably dyed his har and cut it and is traveling cross country on public transportation with like 2 mill in cash taped to his body. Cheap Jew.
democrat June 12, 2008 at 7:12 pm
your not white though, so it’s okay to call scott storch a cheap jew. but if a white person calls you some kind of slur then it’s the end of the world. typical black person.
ha! June 14, 2008 at 4:26 am
oh here we go – bc-tw vs democrat – round fucking 1,000,000. you’re BOTH fucking retarded.
joyous plots June 15, 2008 at 6:42 pm
is this story seriously important to any of our lives?…. Damn, i read it so nvm this
the.original.man June 16, 2008 at 5:21 am
ha!, ur name says it all!
No mercy June 27, 2008 at 2:34 pm
“cheap jew” is not a slur but either way it does not apply to scott storch cause he clearly ain’t cheap !
J. Steele July 18, 2008 at 9:23 am
“cheap jew does not apply to scott storch cause he clearly ain’t cheap!
Skinflint or not, that’s really irrelevant. But what is relevant is this: “clearly” (to Jew-wise folks, like yours truly) this deadbeat, Jewish wigger–though his skin is white–IS NOT White! For genuine white folks are Caucausians–and Jews ARE NOT–because of their Semitic origin!
“Tuff Jew”…yeah sure, ‘real’ tuff–UNDER HIS ARMPITS!!!
Oi vey!!
Jerry
Carina lopez July 19, 2008 at 2:01 pm
HE JUST MADE SOME BAD MOVES AND RATHER POOR CHOICE IN WOMEN BUT I THINK HE’L COME BACK WHIT SOME DOPE SHIT HE IS THE GREATEST PRODUCER OUT THERE
Carrie July 25, 2008 at 1:05 pm
“If you ain’t got no money take your broke a@# home…” oops Scott’s home is foreclosed…can’t go there. He is an arrogent little smuck that is irresponsible with money and is running and hiding from his obligations. If he would spend more time producing hits instead of producing kids and chicks perhaps he wouldn’t be in the trouble he’s in.
Jim Stevenson September 6, 2008 at 12:41 pm
I get a kick out of all the haters and never
haves that judge and fling their slurs, he is
guilty of decadence, some of you obviously wont
understand that word, based on your blog submissions, but if you can read you will know
cheap is not in his vocabulary, I also agree with
Carina July 19 he is the most prolific producer
out there, dont mean to leave some of you out of
the equation with the big words, what other producer has three #1 hits in a row, none, what
prod. has producer has brought out an artist with
2 consecutive #1 releases, thats right only Storch, even Micheal Jackson’s 1st release didn’t
go right to #1 when leaving Jackson Five, let me do the work for you Chris Brown,1st 2nd releases, and (LeanBack,Candyshop,LetMeLoveYou)check out
ASCAP.COM educate yourself, he made some errors in judgement,but who among us haven’t, as for you
so called pimps who don’t (pay for no hoes) feel
feel to stack your list of conquest’s up against
Scott’s so the world can decide, there is a difference between not paying and not having the money to pay playa, he makes more a month in publishing checks than most make in a yr. working, I am a friend of Scotts going to our childhood, haven’t seen him for 7 months, but mark my words, he will be around for along time
to come,generating original beats, not relying soly on the sample, or excepting grammy’s for someone elses beat, signed parcial but honest
back to kids,
Tina September 7, 2008 at 4:04 pm
What a loser. All those hoes who went out with the douchebag just wanted to suck his little dick because they thought he could give them a record contract, or child support for when they “accidentally” get knocked up by him. OWNED!This faggot has got NOTHING on Timbaland. His dime-a-dozen fruity loops and heavily layered sound is expendable and replaceable. This clown is OUT!
BEN DOVER March 7, 2009 at 7:21 pm
SCOTT AINT SHIT BUT A GROUPIE.I KNOW DAT PUSSY PERSONALLY,I WAS THERE WHEN ALL OF THOSE BITCHES WAS DIGGIN IN HIS POCKETS.THE FUNNY THING ABOUT IT,THEY DIDNT EVEN ASK 4 ANYTHING,HE KNEW HIS UGLY ASS HAD 2 PAY.HE HAD ALOT OF TALENTED REAL BROTHAS AROUND DAT WERE HUNGRY AND DOWN 4 HIS BITCH ASS BUT HE WAS INTIMIDATED BY THEM BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID IF THEY MADE ANY NOISE THEY MIGHT TAKE THOSE STANKIN ASS HOES.HE WANTED US STREET NIGGAS AROUND SO HE COULD LOOK COOL 4 ALL THE STREET DUDES HE WORKED WITH.NOW HIS ASS IS ON THE BOTTOM AGAIN AND HE CANT EVEN LOOK US IN THE FACE.I GUESS DATS WUT KKKRACKAS BEEN DOIN TO NIGGGAS SINCE THE BEGINNNN.”MUTHAFUCK HIM AND JONH WAYNE”.DATS ON BEHALF OF ALL REAL NIGGGAS.GO THE FUCK BACK 2 CANADA!
qwe March 23, 2009 at 2:26 am
dude is mad gay