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Baseball’s Worst Ceremonial Celebrity Pitches

Yesterday, Mariah Carey’s spur-of-the-moment marriage coverage was put on the back burner in favor of laughing at her baseball skills.

When the high-heeled pop star was asked to throw the ceremonial first pitch at a pro game in Tokyo, she totally embarrassed herself, delivering a bigger flub than her husband Nick Cannon’s music. But to be fair, Carey’s not the first person to F up the coveted first pitch of a baseball game: Cincinnati’s Mayor Mallory, the Michelin Man, and Dick Cheney all shit the bed when it was their time to take the mound. Watch some piss-poor performances after the jump.

Mariah isn’t athletically-sound:

The Michelin Man Couldn’t Reach The Plate:

Cincinnati Mayor throws the worst pitch ever…leaves everyone stunned:

Dick Cheney gets booed and then decides he’s too good for the pitcher’s mound:

[With Leather]