Only One Week Away From Living Lohan

Having already mastered being a crappy mother and an incompetent manager, Dina Lohan will now try to become a reality TV superstar with her new show Living Lohan set to debut on E! this Memorial Day.

With LiLo too busy party-hopping with mantastic friend Samantha Ronson, the reality show will focus on her mother and 14-year-old sister, Ali, who's also trying to break into showbiz. The latest preview of Living Lohan shows a determined Dina “protecting her cubs” as she calls it, threatening a website with legal action if they don't take down a picture of Lindsay. Ali also makes an appearance, telling the cameras she aspires to be just like her sister Lindsay. Ouch. We assume that means she’ll be swimming in a sea of cocaine and car crashes by mid-season. Check out the latest teaser after the jump.