#5: Not having any proper make-up utensils before the hearing, Amy desperately applied her war paint with her fists.

#4: Here, we see the rare albino tattooed baboon, cracked out and emaciated, sucking the last hints of life out of an obviously repulsed french-fry.

#3: Skankalicious wants a deal with Right Guard. And Billy Idol called – he wants his snarl back.

#2: Reminds me of that photo where a child is running naked and crying right after the bomb dropped in Hiroshima. Except the child was cuter.

#1: You know if you put your mouse pointer over that missing tooth, that last picture is somewhat tolerable. I’m thinking this is what Howdy Doody would look like in drag.