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Hillary Clinton Busts Nuts

Obama could tell you Hillary is a major ball-buster, but apparently she’s also a certified nut-cracking machine. The former first lady and aspiring Democratic nominee is bustin’ nuts like it’s her j-o-b, through use of this 9’’ nutcracker that’s being sold at wacky gift e-store Baron Bob for $19.99. You can also get the apparatus (along with Hillary Clinton branded Nuts) at Hillarynutcracker.com, a site that we jacked a hilarious Feel-The-Squeeze video that features a plethora of politicians who have felt the wrath of Hillary’s knack for nut destruction. Check Hillary go crack crack crack after the jump.