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Dirk Nowitzki Needs A Napkin

Needless to say, the Complex bloggers are a little gassed about the NBA playoffs right now. It looks like the run to the Finals will be a classic, with a good chance of an uber-throwback Celtics-Lakers matchup. Heck, even the NBA’s commercials are dope this year. Half Shaq-half Kobe talking heads? Bang, bang. But we couldn’t help notice a certain, shall we say, peculiarity about the Dirk Nowitzki-Tim Duncan mashup. It seems there’s a certain, shall we say, foreign substance on Dirk’s upper lip. Dude’s got a three-day old beard going, so it ain’t shaving cream. Tapioca pudding perhaps? Chocalate chip ice cream? Or…nah, it couldn’t be. But just in case, check a couple Dirk No-Wipe-Ski clips after the jump. Is the Mavs’ main man a flopper or a killer?

Killer:

Flopper :