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Presidential Candidates Wrestle For The Belt

Amidst weak debates and back-and-forth tussles to take home Pennsylvania’s primary championship belt, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama made time to tap into the WWE’s fan-base for a short P.S.A. Full of past and present WWE clichés, Hillary adopted the wrestling alias of “Hill-Rod” while Obama asked fans if they smell what “Ba-Rock was cookin’.” Republican nominee John McCain also took place in the awkward triple-threat attempt at pleasing the wrestling faithful by not only pronouncing Barack wrong, but also doing the worst rendition of Hulk Hogan’s “Hulkamaniacs” shtick ever. We’re hearing crickets, but see for yourself after the jump.