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Congress Honors Ric Flair

In this crazy election year, most of us are fed up with talk of single-payer healthcare systems and congressional earmarks. Sue Myrick knows your pain—which is why the Republican congresswoman from North Carolina’s 9th District, recently took the floor to lionize one of civilization’s greatest heroes…NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR! WOOOO!

Check the video after the jump to see the otherwise dignified public servant rapturously describe the wrestling legend’s “bleached-blond hair,” “designer suits,” and “devastating figure-four leglock.” She then, of course, hoots. As well she should. Here’s to you, Nature Boy! We’re proud to have our tax dollars pay for such a monumental piece of oratory.

Sue Myrick makes her case to congress

A montage of classic Ric Flair moments