A Musical Waterbed? We’d Rather Drown Ourselves

If getting nausea while sleeping wasn't enough, the folks at AKVA Sound just dropped this Musical Waterbed so you can wake up with headaches too. By incorporating built in loudspeakers into a base plate of the bed, the brand explains, “you'll feel like Harry Potter on the Hippogriff's back.” Hmmm, we’d rather kick our own ass. The only way we'd invest in one of these things is if we were trying to score a supermodel chick who got off to seasickness. Until then we're roll with the traditional ensemble and spoon with second-tier hussies.

[Born Rich]