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Matt Leinart Can’t Score Like Brady On Or Off The Field

Matt Leinart
Imagine you’re a Heisman-winning, first-round pick, starting NFL quarterback. Now imagine Nick Lachey calls you up about a bitchin’ kegger with some slightly doughy Arizona State nursing students. Any alarms gone off yet? Word class athleticism and a $51-million contract should snag you Gisele, or at least the entire female cast of The Hills with a stripper chaser. Yet Matt Leinart settles for a five-some of college girls in a jacuzzi while Lachey rallies up a game of beer pong. At least Matt can look forward to training camp, bouncing back from a season-ending injury, and leading an 8-8 team that hasn’t won a playoff game since 1984.