Bounce, Rock, Armani-Skate

For some reason, roller-skating will always be 60% less lame than rollerblading. Maybe it’s those two extra wheels.

Whatever the case, now you can get your grown man on and cruise for chicks at the roller rink with the Emporio Armani Roller-Skate. The $425 collabo with Skorpion skates features an adjustable footplate that fits over any type of footwear and special “Quadcoil” springs that aid in maneuvering and control. After the jump, check out some additional shots and a video of the Skorpions in action.

[Luxist]