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Did A-Rod Buy Steriods For His She-Man Squeezes?

Baseball’s resident steroid snitch Jose Canseco is set to release his second book “Vindicated: Big Names, Big Liars, and The Battle to Save Baseball” on Monday, and the headline-grabbing content seems to involve New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez. The leather-faced Canseco writes in the book that he introduced A-Rod to a trainer/steroids dealer after Rodriguez showed interest in getting on the juice back in the late 90s. Although Canseco has seemed to be spot on about the steroid scandal in the past, we’re thinking that if A-Rod did indeed ask for a connect and copped some ‘roids they were for his Amazonian jumpoffs, who he likes to keep ripped and she-manly. Don’t agree with us? Just check the biceps on the chick A-Rod got caught hitting the strip clubs with last year—the bitch was brolic. After the jump, A-Rod denies any steroid use on 60 minutes, while looking 14 years-old.

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