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Catching a New York Brick

The last game the Knicks won was a 113-89 smashing of the woeful Charlotte Bobcats (those cats do bob). In that astounding rout over a team that would get rocked by a girls’ college intramural team “All-Star” center Eddy Curry spent his precious 16 early minutes amassing 3 rebounds, 2 blocks, and 0 points. Which brings us to…the Eddy Curry Vagin-o-Meter.

Right now, E.C. is at a 6 out of a pussible, er, possible 10. To his credit, Curry finally snapped on Coach Zeke (albeit passive aggressively and through the media) for benching him and saying that the NBA is now a “small man’s game” (tiny pause). But Captain Knick thinks there’s only one thing he can do to truly shed the soft label—choke Isaiah the fuck out. Hell, Zeke would respect the move even as Curry’s sausage links were squeezing the “No comments” out of his windpipe. It also goes without saying that this manner of on-court choking would make Heart Condition an instant fan favorite. I hear veteran coach choker and former Knick Latrell Sprewell is broke, so maybe he’d take a paycheck to demonstrate how it’s done.