Michael Jordan/Magic Johnson Photo Caption Contest
UPDATE: After notching 500 comments and change we're closing up the contest and picking a winner. Thank you to all the outside-the-box thinking sneaker-winning enthusiasts who kept it clean and provided witty captions.
Spyro Milas February 26, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Magic teaching Micheal how to play the game whats in my mouth. “Ok Micheal, first you close your eyes then you open your mouth. Now I put something in there and you tell me what it is”.
Imran February 26, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Magic: Yo Mike did you peep President Obama rocking those variants?
MJ: Oh Hell Noooo !!!
Spyro Milas February 26, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Just like Brokeback Mountain, Micheal just can’t quit Magic.
David H. February 26, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Magic: yo MJ, guess what? I’m F***ing Ben Affleck!! not Jimmy Kimmel
Bill February 26, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Larry Bird says he can beat you in a game of 1-on-1…
Jarel February 26, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Whats the matter Mike? Bobcat got your tongue?
Darwin February 26, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Dream Team reunion tour, Mike? You, me, Larry. And this time we’ll invite Isiah…
Peter February 26, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Magic: Dwight Howard said him and his superman cape vs. you and your performance in the 1987 Dunk Contest versus ‘Nique would win hands down.
MJ: What? The young fella won this years, but come on, seriously? I am His Airness, Air Jordan…the Michael Jordan, plus my tounge wag beats his cape any day.
Grant February 26, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Magic (singing): Look whose got your Hanes on now!
madhatter February 26, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Magic: Sorry Mike, but it did break inside of you.
Ian Locklear February 26, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Yo MJ, just heard Michigan St hired Dean smith as their new coach
Joseph james February 26, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Magic: Mike..I am your Father
Ian Locklear February 26, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Rodman is on the way!!
PKN February 26, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Magic: Mike, I’m yooouuurrr faatthher!
MJ: NOooooooooooo!!
Grant February 26, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Magic: Mike, just tell me why you gave the commercial to Cuba?
Mike: Well he…(Opens mouth widely)
Aaron February 26, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Magic: I have a plan for using your extreme popularity and boat loads of money to give back to the african american community.
MJ: YAWN
win February 26, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Magic – Give me some Titaniums or im crushing your eggs
Grant February 26, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Magic: Yeah he actually pierced his…
MJ: NO,RODMAN, NO!
Dan February 26, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Things go awry at Madame Tussauds when Magic Johnson brings his hot entourage by the Michael Jordan exhibit.
Matt February 26, 2008 at 3:19 pm
MAGIC: Hey Mike, the “Popcorn Tape” has been leaked and everyone found out that you’re Johnny Kilroy!
MICHAEL: Noooooooo!
(I hope you remember these commercials. If not, YouTube search Johnny Kilroy)
Brian Geraghty February 26, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I saw this trick on Star Trek once…
Grant February 26, 2008 at 3:22 pm
And that’s I found out that dogs contract HIV too…
Joe February 26, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Yo Magic- u are boring me with your stories of “Showtime”! (yawn)
Brian February 26, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Magic: The power of Christ compels you.
win February 26, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Magic – I heard Arenas burned his scrotum!
Ryan Best February 26, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Magic: “Hey Mike, Juanita wants another $10 million.”
john jasper February 26, 2008 at 3:28 pm
“Hey Michael, what’s the capitol of Thailand? BANGKOK!”
Grant February 26, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Magic: And that’s why Showtime is the greatest ever..
MJ: Sorry, I’m allergic to BS.
Chris Cornelison February 26, 2008 at 3:28 pm
She’s your Queeeeeen to be!!!
Jared hill February 26, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Magic: Yo man you watching LeBron at the ALL-Star Game.
Mike: No why?
Magic: Because the way he’s playing right now, he reminds me of a player I once played.
Mike: Who Magic?
You! You better watch, he’smy pick for the next so called “MJ”
Mike: NO HE’s NOT!!!
*Crying*
Magic: You know its true Mike, Its destiny.
Mike: LEAVE ME ALONEE!!!
Josh Munford February 26, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Magic: So Mike, This one time, at band camp I…
Jordan: (Interrupts) NOOOO!!!!
tory laster February 26, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Magic: Don’t look now but your ex wife is over there with eddie
Rita A February 26, 2008 at 3:37 pm
The new line of sneakers is the Air Magics.
Steve February 26, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Magic: I told you Mike, Soprano, not alto!
Justin Zubrick February 26, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Hey Michael…I gotta take you off my Fab 5 for Kobe. He’s terrific!
Chuck February 26, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I said…did you BRING your Mazzaratti, not sing like Pavarotti.
Cody L February 26, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Now, this may be a little cold.
Tim Bangert February 26, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Magic: Michael, I can’t even trust my own farts anymore!!!
Dee February 26, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Magic:So, did you know people say that Superman kid is the next You?
F. Tan February 26, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Sorry Mike, but it broke inside of Cuba…
…and he returned your Hanes.
tyaire butler February 26, 2008 at 3:58 pm
magic:can i tell you a secret
michael:no
magic:its important
michael:im trying to watch the game
magic:i mean now that you and juanita are
michael:Hell NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sharon Cook February 26, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Obama is a Muslim and not a Christian!
No oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
sugardaddy February 26, 2008 at 4:02 pm
MAGIC “When i snap my fingers you will open your eyes and forget all about that fiasco of a babseball career, your gambling addiction and being a Washington Wizard”
MJ “Wow thanks Magic i feel better already”
MAGIC “You can call me Hypnotist Johnson from now on”
jordan narvey February 26, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Magic: Hey Mike, remember our contest to see who could make the most comebacks? I just signed with the Lakers, we’re tied again!
MJ: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kevin Love February 26, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Magic: “Remember that time I won 5 championships?”
Michael: ~yawn~ “I’ve got 6 sir.”
Matt February 26, 2008 at 4:14 pm
And the son of man was betrayed with a kiss..
jason reese February 26, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Magic: “I’m thinking about starting a new talk show…….I am going to call it ‘The Magical Hour.’ Sound like a good idea?”
Michael: “Yawn.”
Zach Toot February 26, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Magic: So I was thinking…Maybe I should buy Michael’s Neverland Ranch…Wanna come over?
Michael: Ooooooooooooooooooooooh I love lil michael!
Sorry mike…it’s all for the XX3’s!
Joshua Aguirre February 26, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Magic: Hey Mike…we got pretty drunk last night and, well, have you thought about getting tested lately?
Mike: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
George Toot February 26, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Magic: Wait…your that guy who made the album Thriller right?
Michael: Is MJ gonna have to choke a bitch?