Michael Jordan/Magic Johnson Photo Caption Contest

UPDATE: After notching 500 comments and change we're closing up the contest and picking a winner. Thank you to all the outside-the-box thinking sneaker-winning enthusiasts who kept it clean and provided witty captions.





Ruben Ruiz February 26, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Magic – pssss…. Yo Mike That smell is me I just farted
Korey February 26, 2008 at 4:23 pm
SUPAMAN THAT HOOOOEEEE
Travis February 26, 2008 at 4:24 pm
“Magic” Johnson persists with his argument that he had no idea the hooker he sent Michael for his birthday was a man.
rehunt77 February 26, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Magic: I slept with Juanita in ‘86
Michael: NOOO!
Jaison John February 26, 2008 at 4:30 pm
“Wanna know why they really call me Magic?”
Kevin Thompson February 26, 2008 at 4:36 pm
“And that’s when I told her, That’s why they call me Majic Johnson!!!”
Randall Curran February 26, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Oh no you di-ent!
Patrick Mooney February 26, 2008 at 4:43 pm
MAGIC…WHO TAUGHT YOU THE VULCAN SLEEP MOVE AHHHhhhhh……….
josh holen February 26, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I don’t want to alarm you but John Salley is standing directly behind you
Calvin February 26, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Woo! Brother your breath smells like Cookie!
Kerry McClain February 26, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Mike: You took a what in my new Air Jordan?
Aneil Parhar February 26, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Magic Describing a Prostate Exam to Mike
Kerry McClain February 26, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Mike: You took a what in my new Air Jordans?
Andre Rodrigeuz February 26, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Hey Mike, the NBA found out you took HGH and are taking back all your rings and giving them to that guy in the picutre.
Me February 26, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Magic: Mike, These corny kids that are trying to win the stealths actually think they’re funnny.
Mike: Whaaaatt? SMH
Ellison James February 26, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Ouch Man!!!! Magic your leaning on my Johnson—My bad MJ.
Ariel Suero February 26, 2008 at 5:04 pm
MJ: YAH YAH YAH, YAH YAH, YAH YAH YAH
MAGIC: WHEN I STEP UP IN THE PLACE AYO I STEP CORRECT.
MJ: WOO-HAA
MAGIC:I GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK
MJ:I GOT RETRO PACKS DROPPIN THAT’LL MAKE YOU BREAK YO NECK.
MAGIC: WOO-HAA
MJ:I’M SNATCHIN ALL THEIR CHECKS
MAGIC:AND YOU KNOW WHEN I COME THROUGH I’M GONNA COP A FREE SET.
MJ:WOO-HAA… WAIT WHAT!?!
Kyle K. February 26, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Hey Mike, Byron Russell is over there tellin’ everyone you pushed off…
luis February 26, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Magic:(talking to woman in the back) he’s ok, this happens all the time, hes just having flashbacks of his career…!
Kyle February 26, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Hey mike, why did you turn your seat upside-down before you sat in it?
Pat Corbett February 26, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Magic:Hey Mike, Barkley was wondering if you could put in a 3 team teaser for him tonight …his bookie wont answer… o yea and can u spot him if he loses?
Mahfuzur Khan February 26, 2008 at 5:24 pm
magic: how do fish swim with there mouth open?
mj: like this.
Andy February 26, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Hey Magic, Let me show you my ‘OH’ face….OH OH OH!
Rich February 26, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Yo Michael, ever seen a grown man naked?
Cory L February 26, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Magic:Hanes is taking pictures of us, so try to look comfortable in them
Marcus February 26, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Magic: Hey Mike, how’d you come up with those crazy dunk faces of yours?
Mike: What crazy dunk faces?!?
Cliff February 26, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Magic: Where my Converse Weapons hot??
Micheal: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mike Dos February 26, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Magic: Yo mike wake up
meanwhile MJ:
dreams about his affair and busts a nut
Mike Dos February 26, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Magic:kobe said your new shoes are ugly
MJ: OOOHHH HELLL NAW his shoes look like they were made with a waffle presser
B Mass February 26, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Magic: yoyo…Mike, I just hit that chick the other night
Mike:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nitesh February 26, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Magic: “Michael, how good you think this All-Star game will REALLY be?”
Nick February 26, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Rock a by baby, in the tree top
Nick February 26, 2008 at 5:47 pm
One time, at band camp….
Jason February 26, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Magic has just informed Michael that they drew Craig Ehlo and Greg Ostertag in the first round of the beer pong competition.
Colin February 26, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Hey MJ, The Bulls just traded for Larry Hughes and Drew Gooden to make the next step!
Nick February 26, 2008 at 5:49 pm
You may have 6 titles….I have Vulcan nerve pinch!!
john February 26, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Magic: That’s what she said
in response to mikes O-face
Chris February 26, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Magic: Hey do you want to take in an WNBA game with me?
Mikey February 26, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Magic Johnson (right) and Michael Jordan are seen at the All Star Game just after Johnson punched Jordan in the groin. Allegedly, Jordan called Johnson “Larry Bird”.