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Michael Jordan/Magic Johnson Photo Caption Contest
UPDATE: After notching 500 comments and change we’re closing up the contest and picking a winner. Thank you to all the outside-the-box thinking sneaker-winning enthusiasts who kept it clean and provided witty captions.
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Oh gurl I know u not bout to blow yo hot breath all up in my ear. (lol!!!)
Comment by Tino — February 25, 2008 #
Magic Johnson : Can I get a pair of those XX3’s
Micheal Jordan : NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comment by Chris.O — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Remember when I retired because I had the HIV virus?
MJ: Yeah
Magic: Well it wasn’t just some random woman i was having an affair with….See….there was this one time after we played ya’ll…and you were still in the locker room playing poker with Scottie and them….well Juanita was kinda upset because you weren’t gonna be ready to go anytime soon….sooo….I took her to get a couple of drinks…..and one thing led to another….and well you know……So if I were you, i’d get checked.
MJ: Whooooooaaaaaa!!!!
Comment by Daren — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: So tell me, how did u really get a deal with nike?
Comment by Jeremiah Tongco — February 25, 2008 #
Hey Mike, how did I get hiv again?
Comment by iss — February 25, 2008 #
“wider… wider…. yeah it looked like that.”
Comment by G-Baby — February 25, 2008 #
“Yo Mike, that chick from E is over there.”
“Kim Kardashian? Yawn. I hit that shit like 8 months ago.”
Comment by ShockAwe — February 25, 2008 #
” Wow They Got All The Kicks I Want At Marqueesole.com Magic”
Comment by 160jordansdeep — February 25, 2008 #
Magic whispers in Mike’s ear: I heard Complex giving away some XX3’s.
Mike screams: NOOOOOO! (gotta make that money back from the divorce dunny)
P.S. Mike, you’re still the greatest!!!
Comment by Myckel B. Reyes — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Yo Mike, I’mma lick that earlobe.
Mike: *moans* OOOH!
Comment by ACH — February 25, 2008 #
MAGIC: That dumb song is on the radio again…
MIKE: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Comment by Lucky — February 25, 2008 #
MJ, Stockton just told me Malone and Barkley just got here…..hide your rings!
Comment by Justin — February 25, 2008 #
Allow me to win this free pair of XX3’s
Magic - Now that you and Juanita are divorced do you mind if I hit that?
MJ - NOOOOOOOOO
I wear a size 8 or 8.5, Thanks!
Comment by G-Roc — February 25, 2008 #
MJ- Yo it was that thick yo ! ! I couldn’t even fit that shit into my mouth !
Comment by Chris — February 25, 2008 #
“Yawwnn.. I know it’s hard Erv, but maybe you shouldn’t have been trying to hard to get your Wilt on”
Comment by Riley Jones — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: How bout Giving me a Signature line
jay: hell NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Comment by Miguel — February 25, 2008 #
“I got them AIDS son, 2 for 5…”
Comment by FLIP — February 25, 2008 #
How’s my O face? O o O o…..
Comment by LeftyJeenyus — February 25, 2008 #
MAGIC: (whispering) you like it when i touch you down there?
Comment by Eugene Mendoza — February 25, 2008 #
“your pregnant”
Comment by kyle jacobs — February 25, 2008 #
Magic- MJ guess what i’m pregnant
MJ- You’re pregnant!!!
Comment by kyle jacobs — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: You know your son averages only 5 points a game??!
Mike: NOOO
Comment by Chris Brown — February 25, 2008 #
MAGIC: Hey Mike, why didn’t you ever endorse Craig Ehlo?
Comment by Quinton Horton — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Now you have HIV
MJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comment by Ben Torgerson — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Yo Mike, you ever think about playing baseball again?
Michael: Noooooooooo!
Comment by Chet Bhan — February 25, 2008 #
Charles- Hey Mike you know how you had those frosted donuts?
Mike- Ya Charles. Why?
Charles- Well, um. You see, those weren’t frosted. I um accidentally…
Mike- CHARLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by asg528 — February 25, 2008 #
im sorry guys but this shit is proof positive that sneakerheads are just not comedians
Comment by CHNS — February 25, 2008 #
Majic: Hey Mike let me tell you about that girl over there.
Jordan: Damn!!!!!! Why do people with bad breath love to tell secrets?
Comment by david villa — February 25, 2008 #
“hey mike watch out, bill murray’s looking for you, said something about space jam 2″
Comment by Alex — February 25, 2008 #
Magic Johnson: Hey mike I’m being traded to the bulls.
Michael Jordan: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TEAM NT FAM
Comment by Jimm — February 25, 2008 #
“dwight howard’s a punk mj, put your money where your mouth is, dunk off”
Comment by Alex — February 25, 2008 #
WAKE UP MIKE, STOP SNORING, EVERYBODY IS LOOKING AT YOU YAWN, LARRY BIRDS SPEECH IS ABOUT TO FINISH…
Comment by Manuel Vasquez — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: I’m the reason why Juanita..
MJ: Oooooohhhhh
Comment by Krockett Reyes — February 25, 2008 #
“isaiah just tried to touch my balls”
Comment by weedandblow — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Mike, what do you think of Dwayne Wade’s Converse???
Mike: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn…
Comment by Magoo — February 25, 2008 #
MAGIC: yo Mike i’m thinking about coming out of retirement again can you get me a spot on the Bobcats?
MIKE: NOOOOOOO
Comment by daz lm d inovatr — February 25, 2008 #
Magic : Nike Air Will make its return on retros in 2008
Michael: Nooooooo
Comment by Michael Valdez — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Mike, did you see that your worst enemy Patrick Ewing was decked out in Jumpman gear???
MJ: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Comment by John A. DeLeon — February 25, 2008 #
“well mj… the funny thing about my back is, it’s located on my cock”
Comment by Alex — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: ” …….and then in 1984 you see, was the year that me and Larry………”
MJ: YAWWWNNNNN
Comment by aaron ochoco — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey those bitches over there just bought us drinks!!
Michael: Hold up man this bitch is givin me some great head rite now.
Comment by Chris — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: “Hey Mike, what’d you think of my Magic32 lin?”
Mike: YAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNN
Comment by Jazzy Mae — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Michael let me lick your ears
Michael: Ayooooooooo!!
Comment by Hson — February 25, 2008 #
Magic Johnson- ey Mike, damn these guys today suck at basketball. The All Star game ain’t that exciting anymore but when we played back in the day we were the shit. I remember the west and especially me kicked the East’s ass back in the ‘92 all star game.
Michael Jordan- YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! remember when I beat your team and won the NBA finals the year before which was your last one and then won more after that.
Comment by Samuel Ayala — February 25, 2008 #
MAGIC: Hey Mike, I got your Hanes on now
MIKE: [reaction]
Comment by MR — February 25, 2008 #
Magic-I’ve got some snow bunnies in my suite and they do not mind a pre-nup!
Mike- Yoooooooooooooooo, now that’s what I am talking bout!
Comment by Patrick Reives — February 25, 2008 #
all of these are wack and i’mma add another one.
Magic: Hey Michael Jordan can I….
MJ: “YAHHHH trick, YYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!”
Comment by Norman Foote — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Mike! I’m actually wearing your underwear.
MJ: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Comment by Joey — February 25, 2008 #
Mike: You mad cuz I’m yawning on you!!
Comment by Brandon — February 25, 2008 #
holy haaaaaalitosis!!
Comment by Seville — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: “Hey Mike, have I ever mentioned that I have AIDS?”
Comment by Kenneth Moungkhounsavath — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: What if I told you I was gay?
Comment by Josh — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Michael, how about we both make a surprise return to the Game…
Michael: YOU SERIOUS? Look…my togune doesnt even stick out anymore!
Comment by A.T — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Mike I just heard the Miami Heat just signed you to a one year deal or was it the New York Knicks?
MJ: NOOOOO!!
Comment by Mark — February 25, 2008 #
MAGIC: Yo mike Scottie just called, he said now that you and Juanita are over if it was cool if he drove it to her hole?
MJ: hell noooooooooooooooo
Comment by Bryan Solarski — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Did you know Gentry released Black & Pink retro 8’s
Mike: =O WHAT!?!?!??
Comment by Mark Anthony Flores — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: I’m the juggernaught bitch!
MJ: Say WHAT?!
Comment by Terence — February 25, 2008 #
MAGIC-Hey mike i thought you should know that ive been selling bootleg J’s out of my car trunk.
MIKE-OOOHHH i gotta get a pair of those jamaican 4’s!!!
Comment by rick — February 25, 2008 #
hey mike… im thinking about giving the Magic Hour one more shot!
Comment by cesar — February 25, 2008 #
Magic :She promised me the Vice Presidency aaaand
another Starbucks in Harlem!!!!!!
Mike OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
Comment by Greg — February 25, 2008 #
Magic whispering to MJ, “Did I not tell you she was worth $1000?”
(MJ’s face says it all)
Comment by Trojan — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Mike, I want you to do your best impersonation of me.
Mike: (Opens his mouth)
Magic: That’s messed up Mike. Your the only one I ever told about how I really got HIV.
Comment by Kevin — February 25, 2008 #
Oh no, she didn’t!
Comment by KELLY N. — February 25, 2008 #
“yaaawwwn, sorry Earvin but theres just no MAGIC between us anymore”
Comment by Jamie — February 25, 2008 #
“Hey Michael. I’m wearing your underwear. The ones you gave me to wear”
Comment by Edward Spencer — February 25, 2008 #
Can you believe Stojaković is wearing your Air Jordans?
Comment by Ken Gutman — February 25, 2008 #
Cuba just called me. Wanted me to remind you not to be late for the Hanes His Way Thong commercial shoot, tommorrow.
Comment by Shannon H. — February 25, 2008 #
aiyo mike,lets roll outta this lame party i can tell ur bored.
Comment by Jc — February 25, 2008 #
I got a new condom line coming out… I call’em Magic Hats.
Comment by Vince — February 25, 2008 #
On no you didn’t.
Comment by Kathy Scott — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey MJ, you see that guy in front of me? His hairline is higher than you were in the 1988 slam dunk competition!
MJ: (Oh snap!)
Comment by brian L. — February 25, 2008 #
Magic gently whispers, “Mike can I borrow some Helper T-Cells?????”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comment by E. Robinson — February 25, 2008 #
Michael: “yeeeeheeeee”
Magic: “sorry for grabbing your crotch michael”
Michael: “yeaaa… thats the other MJ”
Comment by Jamie — February 25, 2008 #
Open wide, hunky boy!
Comment by Tom — February 25, 2008 #
magic: so who exactly is soulja boy singing to?
mj: youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Comment by jQ — February 25, 2008 #
(photo title) HEEEHEEE…A THRILLER AT ALL-STAR WEEKEND!
“M.J., remember this grab move Michael Jackson taught you on video set for Jam?”
Comment by charles olaf — February 25, 2008 #
MAGIC : Juanita could possibly get more than $150 million from you mike
Jordan : WHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by George Zaia — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: I betcha u cant take a bite outta his big ass head.
Jordan: watch watch.. ahhhhhhh
Magic: AAAhahaahaa yea son!! yea son!!
Comment by Cinco — February 25, 2008 #
Magic Johnson: Stay off American Idol, your talent doesn’t extend to singing.
Michael Jordan : oh,oh,oh, uh, uh, a oh
Comment by Terry Crawford — February 25, 2008 #
Magic once again disciplines MJ’s choice of pirate jewelry with a Vulcan death grip.
Comment by J.Daniel — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Yea just like that,don’t drag ur teeth and look into my eyes.
MJ: Only if the West wins magic…and not in my mouth..
Comment by Brian Gebicke — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Is there any chance that this jQ kid is gonna win the shoes?
Jordan: NOOOOOOOOOOPE
Comment by jQ — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: “Mike, have you heard of my brand of sneakers? The brand’s called Magic32.”
Jordan: “I’m allergic to brands that cost have a net worth of less than one billion dollars.”
*Jordan is about to sneeze*
Comment by Justin — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: I’m wearing fake Jordans because your shoes are too dam expensive!
Comment by Randy G. Cortez — February 25, 2008 #
MAGIC: I NEVER HAD H.I.V.
JORDAN: BALLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by good enemy — February 25, 2008 #
MAGIC:
Special relativity reveals that c is not just the velocity of a certain phenomenon, namely the propagation of electromagnetic radiation (light) - but rather a fundamental feature of the way space and time are unified as spacetime. A consequence of this is that it is impossible for any massive particle to be accelerated to the speed of light. YA DIG IT????????????????
Comment by good enemy — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: watch the facial expressions, mike. you don’t want to end up in one of them lame caption contests now do ya?
Comment by Jett — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: So Mike, what face have you been seeing by the ladies, ever since the divorce?
Damn, I miss that.
Comment by Brian — February 25, 2008 #
Show us how you ate the whole thing.
Comment by Joseph — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Have you seen that new NBA add campaign: where Amazing Happens?
Jordan: Yea Magic I have, I’m thinking about using something like that with my new XXIII’S
Magic: Well while we are at this party together I wanted to let you know come to my room and I’ll show you where Macic Happens…
Jordan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comment by Kenny — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Mike…I know you like to gamble…But please tell me that wasn’t you playin strip poker with that transexual last night!
MJ: Uhhh….Noooooo!
Comment by AceOfSpades — February 25, 2008 #
yo mike, kwame brown just rolled in
59 gets my vote if you don’t like mine
Comment by Size 11 — February 25, 2008 #
Magic:It’s showtyme!
MJ: AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Comment by Brandyn — February 25, 2008 #
Im going to hell for this one
Magic:Hey Mike, I hope you didnt just drink that Jack and coke that was sitting at the bar?
MJ:I did why?
Magic:Well I just got back from the bathroom and noticed that my mouth has a cut.
MJ:Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by larry robinson — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Yo Mike, Im Comin Outta Retirement To Play For The Bulls Since Theyre Under The Cap and Nike Gave me The Stealth XX3’s To Promote it on the court…So What u think?
MJ: YAHHHHHH TRICKKKKK YAHHHHHHH
Comment by Metikulous — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: “Converse is giving me a new sig shoe and its better than the XX3″
GOAT:”OH HELL NOOOO!!” (in sha nay nays voice”)
Comment by Jeremie Charles — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Mike?
Mike: What Magic?
Magic: Willya called for you.
Mike: Willya who?
Magic: Will ya suck my deeeeick?!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: Ohhhhhhh you punk ass mutha bleeeeep!!!
Comment by Jeffro — February 25, 2008 #
OHHHHHHH NOOOOO…. it was Gooding who sent you the underwear!!!!
Comment by Denise Mower — February 25, 2008 #
Magic:”You gotta lay off the viagra mike.Stop poking me in the ass.”
Comment by Isaak Cuenco — February 25, 2008 #
hey mike did you hear manute bol is coming out of retirement!
Comment by danny23 — February 25, 2008 #
Magic says: “My Wife Gives Good Blow Jobs Doesnt She?”
Comment by deandre price — February 25, 2008 #
You may now kiss the bride!
Comment by Linda Moeller — February 25, 2008 #
hey mike, i just sharted
Comment by danny23 — February 25, 2008 #
Michale did not take it well when he was told Lebron broke his scoring record.
Comment by Andrew Gordon — February 25, 2008 #
” Yea Mike….Jaunita’s here with Kobe”
Comment by Ivory Collier — February 25, 2008 #
“Yea Mike… she tricked me too”
Comment by Ivory Collier — February 25, 2008 #
” Josh Howard is still lookin at you Mike”
Comment by Ivory Collier — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: See, the thing about it is, you don’t even have to use a condom!
Comment by Hassan Grant — February 25, 2008 #
yah, mike we invested to much money in gentry, we cant fire him.
Comment by nolan — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: You know Mike if it weren’t for the virus i’d have more rings than you and i’d be considered the G.O.A.T
Mike : (Yawn)
Comment by Fred Ulanday — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Mike, Barry mentioned your name at the Balco hearings.
Comment by P. Brown — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: hey how ya doin lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear… tell you somethin that you might like to hear…
Comment by josh muntz — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: M.J. lets leave this party and go to this hotel where I got this freak B****. So we can run a train on dat h*.
M.J. You got HIV dawg hell noooooooo
Comment by Mr Nike86 — February 25, 2008 #
magic: yo mike you want to get some chinese food after this?
mike: ANDDDDDDDDDDD THENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
Comment by dom catz — February 25, 2008 #
Magic-”Show me the face that Ewing makes when you drive the lane on him…..”
Comment by Cosmo34 — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: I just found out those XX3 are actually And1’s wrapped with recycle garbage!
Mike: YOU FOUND OUT! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Comment by Tony — February 25, 2008 #
this guy is borrrrrringgggggggggggggggggggg
Comment by magic mann — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: “It’s too late to apologize…”
MJ: “Eh.. eh.. eh.. eh..”(singing like Timbaland)
Comment by Vic Sansano — February 25, 2008 #
MJ: “Dropping loads all over New Orleans”
Comment by Paul — February 25, 2008 #
“We’re getting you into REHAB”
Comment by D — February 25, 2008 #
That fart was rankkkkkk!
Comment by Erica C — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: “Mike, are those fake Jordans on your feet?”
Jordan: *Shocked*
Comment by HustlinFlip — February 25, 2008 #
Yo MJ, show me what they all had to do to become a Jordan Brand Athlete.
Comment by Brian — February 25, 2008 #
Johnson: Howard just beat your best dunk.
Jordan: NNNOOOOO!!!!!
Comment by Jason Simmons — February 25, 2008 #
So, they want to make a SpaceJam 2, you down?
Comment by Spen — February 25, 2008 #
Hey Mike, can you show me your version of the “blow the birthday candle dunk”?
Comment by tonichi168 — February 25, 2008 #
way cool
Comment by Lori Berman — February 25, 2008 #
Magic:This is a lil taste of what you’ll get if you gimme those XX3’s.
Mike:OOOOOOOOOOOO(moan)
Comment by Ethan Lee — February 25, 2008 #
magic: the hotel is where the real MAGIC is at.
mj: OH
Comment by eric — February 25, 2008 #
127. Johnson= Hey Mike, show me your OH.
Mike= OOOOOHHHHH, OOOOOHHHHH
Comment by Osvaldo — February 25, 2008 #
Johnson= Hey Mike show me your OH face agian.
Mike= OOOOHHHH, OOOOHHHH
Comment by Osvaldo — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Gentry is going to continue to ruin Jordan Brand. That’s what I heard.
MJ:NOOOOOOOOoooooo
Comment by Ace — February 25, 2008 #
Hey Mike, You think these young punks nowadays in the NBA will ever be considered better than us?
Jordan: Only if theyll be under the commisioners desk like this… :-O ..
Comment by Jeff — February 25, 2008 #
magic:hey mike i got a joke for ya, who killed soulja boi?
mj:youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaa
magic: (-_-)
Comment by Michael — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey, Mike. You were a great player. How come your management skills suck?
Mike: YAWN (as seen in photo)….then proceeds to make HIV joke.
Comment by Tim — February 25, 2008 #
Magic Johnson: Can I give you a kiss for making such a wonderful pair of basketball shoes?
Michael Jordan: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Javarus — February 25, 2008 #
i got you by the balls mike, dont move
Comment by jae — February 25, 2008 #
MJ: wazaaa!!
MJ: wazaaa!!
Comment by bako1 — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Are you dreaming about dunking again, you’re
retired?
Comment by amara — February 25, 2008 #
Magic- Did I ever tell you about the time your wife and I had unprotected sex after a party just like this one?
MJ- ……
Comment by brad long — February 25, 2008 #
MAGIC: YOU KNOW THAT IF WE HAD A REMATCH OF OUR FINALS GAME THAT MY LAKERS COULD BEAT YOUR BULLS, RIGHT?
MJ: YAWNNNNNNN. WHATEVER, YOU KNOW I AM THE G.O.A.T.
Comment by PAUL SILVA — February 25, 2008 #
magic- ” yo money! Did you hear what happened? ”
money- ” No, what? ”
magic- ” Gentry is thinking about continuing the line and wants to do an air jordan XX4!”
money- ” NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ”
money- ( calm face ) the legacy must end….now….
Comment by Derek — February 25, 2008 #
magic- hey mj whats your favorite cartoon?
michael- thunder, thunder, thunder cats hooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by mithu singh — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Yo Mike! I heard you can get HIV by whispering in someone’s ear.
MJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Comment by Joey — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: AC Green had sex again.
MJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Comment by Matt — February 25, 2008 #
Shot right before Michael’s horrible head bite incident, Michael was later quoted on saying “Magic told me to close my eyes and take a bite out of my birthday cake”
Comment by roy — February 25, 2008 #
Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan.
Comment by Charles Opperman — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey MJ. Are those factory variants?
MJ: NOOOOOO!
Comment by Angelo — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: MJ…can i be in your fave 5?
MJ: NOOOOO!!!
Comment by Angelo — February 25, 2008 #
magic:sorry mike but i just dropped ya championship rings down da drain
Michael:YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comment by Kwame Safo — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: “The Lakers just gave up that scrub you picked number 1 and got Pau Gasol…Kobe already has 3 you know?”
MJ:”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Comment by Jake — February 25, 2008 #
Mike: I don’t care if you’re Magic Johnson, you better eat a TicTac before you talk to me.
Comment by A — February 25, 2008 #
” I Just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico”
Comment by Tino — February 25, 2008 #
Magic:That girl you just hit…I had her last night…
MJ:NOOOOOOOO……Now I’m positive
Comment by Ondriono Titus — February 25, 2008 #
Just like he used to do on the court Magic Johnson uses his uncanny ability to see things before they happen by whispering, “God bless you,” before his airness even sneezes.
Comment by Colin — February 25, 2008 #
I’m straight.
Comment by Adam — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: …I’ve got plenty of ideas Mike, what if we extended the brand into hockey equipment, just think of it, Air Jordan, On Ice!
Mike: Nooooooo.
Comment by Max — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Yo Mike, whats gonna happen to your brand in 09′?
Mike: UHHHHHHHHH.. cant tell you.
Comment by ricky ho — February 25, 2008 #
Yeah Magic man, you’re touching me on the right spot !!!
Comment by Peat — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: ” Hey mike you remember when when i crossed you up and made that no look pass, and you said hey i thought the game was rigged so we can win.”
Mike: “NOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Comment by Aarman — February 25, 2008 #
“I must confess Michael you are the greatest, but I got some skils you don’t………Vulcan Nerve Pinch”
Comment by JB — February 25, 2008 #
My Dad has bigger feet than your Dad!!!
Comment by Darlene936 — February 25, 2008 #
Magic:I heard Juanita is taking screwing Team Jordan physically and financially.
Mike:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Comment by Invincible — February 25, 2008 #
“Hush Little Mikey don’t you cry, Magic’s gona sing you a lullabye”
Comment by JB — February 25, 2008 #
Mike, be real, let me touch the tip no homo.
Comment by Ryan Peters — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: You know i was always a better teammate and ball handler than you ”
Mike: “Nooooooooooooo!”
Comment by Aadyn — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: If I can make your face look like that with one hand, imagine what I can do with both…
Comment by RP — February 25, 2008 #
Michael: (Singing) Staying aliiiiiiiiiive…
Magic: Michael, must you sing a Bee Gees song here?
Comment by Paul-Michael Van Hook — February 25, 2008 #
NOW COUGH!
Comment by Shae P. — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: I’m bringing back the Magic hour and Kobe is the guest host!
Comment by Calvin McRae — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: I bet you 10k that you can’t put your whole mouth around that guy’s head
Comment by Tuan Nguyen — February 25, 2008 #
Magic Johnson:Hay mike how does this go again? Michael Jordan:YAHHH TRICK YAHHH
Comment by CARLOS — February 25, 2008 #
mike : noo you is not getting all in my ear with you wiltchamberlin diese .
Comment by rick dominguez — February 25, 2008 #
AM I STEPPING ON YOUR TOES?
Comment by JOE CORNELL — February 25, 2008 #
Magic - I just bought NIKE.
Mike - NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Erik Papesh — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: You want me to blow in your ear?
/blows
Mike: OMG! AHHHHHHHH!
Comment by east99- NT — February 25, 2008 #
Magic : You like my fusion’s?
Mike : NNNNNOOOOOOOO
Comment by Douglas Brooks — February 25, 2008 #
YO! Michael! I got Lebron James tied up in the hotel room!
Comment by Gustavo — February 25, 2008 #
Hey Michael! I heard they want to sign you up for a 24th jordan!!
Comment by Gustavo — February 25, 2008 #
Michael! Theyre doing a sequel to Space Jam!!!!
Comment by Gustavo — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: I know this may not be the right time to tell you with the divorce just happening, but I just saw your son rockin a pair of adidas
Mike: AHHHH!
Comment by Chris D. — February 25, 2008 #
Magic:-Im wearing that jersey you gave me underneat my suit…gggggrrrrrrrr!
Comment by Gustavo — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Yo Mike, Can I have that girl down there next when you’re done?
Comment by GreG S. — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Mike you know Kobe’s gonna win more rings than you.
Michael:LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
Comment by Keith H. — February 25, 2008 #
Magic J: Hey mike, can you please make me a pair of XX3’s to match my suit?
Mike J: Hmmmm….wait a minute! give me XX3 reasons why and a pick-up game, and oh yeah, lets not forget a dunk from the freethrow line, on why I should give you a pair?
Magic: Damn, oh well. I tried. I’ll make up to 32 pairs of my own….hopefully
Mike:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..NEEEEVVVVERRRR. I should say no in 23 languages for you to even say that!!!
Comment by Ontario G. — February 25, 2008 #
magic : hey mike can you turn the lights down? your heads too bright
michael : wait, isnt this how you got hiv?
Comment by domenic — February 25, 2008 #
I already told you…..I don’t care how much Tiger Woods made last year! I’m still RICHER! Plus, I’m single again and getting way more action than he is!
Comment by LeAndrew W. Taylor — February 25, 2008 #
OH MY GOD EARVIN!!! The stockpile of cure will eventually run out. Why the hell do you keep touching me? Fall back. Go touch Chuck and see what happens.
Comment by Phil — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: “Did you hear Barkley is taking Kirsty Alley’s place as the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig.”
Comment by Rob — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: “I heard you wear Starbury’s when nobody’s looking.”
Comment by Ray — February 25, 2008 #
Magic: MJ, Tony just asked if you’d be interested in a 3-way with Eva. You down?!
Mike: Hell Yeah!!
Comment by Steve — February 25, 2008 #
OH NO! Don’t tell me you’re going to bite my ear off, too!
Comment by Alena — February 26, 2008 #
all’s it takes is STEALTH, bro!
Comment by Judith Musick — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: wanna come to a Magic Johnson Theatre with me mike?
Mike: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Fuck that I’ll Take An AMC
Comment by Metikulous — February 26, 2008 #
Mike: OH! MY! GAWD! That big mean man over there stepped RIGHT on the toe of my All Star XX3s! I am going to FLIP OUT!
Magic: It’s okay Mike, calm down! Here, take a pair of these purple and gold Converse and some complimentary tickets to see “Enchanted” at the Magic Johnson Theater!
Mike: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Comment by Kory — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: See Mike? You don’t need Juanita. I got you…
MJ: Ohhhhhhhh God yeah!!
Comment by Jason — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: wanna see the back of my lincoin navigator its where the people see my Magic Johnson…
Mike: D’oh!! not again
Comment by Metikulous — February 26, 2008 #
Magic’s RIGHT hand: Around Mike’s shoulder
Magic’s LEFT hand: Giving Mike the “magic Johnson”
Comment by Christian — February 26, 2008 #
MJ: Hoooooooooold up! I know you just didn’t lick behind my ear for the 2nd time tonight!?
Magic: Sorry Mike, but I figured that was the only way in your Fav 5
Comment by PooKiE — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Hey MJ, how’s it going?
Michael: You’re stepping on my foooooooot!!!
Comment by Paul-Michael — February 26, 2008 #
Michael: This game is really boring. YAAAAWN…
Magic: Um, maybe you ought to open your eyes Michael.
Comment by Paul-Michael — February 26, 2008 #
Magic:”uh-huh…YEAH BITCH!!! I TOLD you I give the best hand jobs, SONNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Comment by karlton fisk — February 26, 2008 #
Where “Wakey-wakey! Eggs and bakey!” happens.
Comment by Andrew — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: How does it “Feel” to be single again MJ??
MJ: =O
~Kevin Tieu~
kturtle4050@hotmail.com
Comment by Kevin "Turtle" Tieu — February 26, 2008 #
Michael: Hey Earv, check this out! I can throw the popcorn right into my mouth without even looking!
Magic: Retirement’s been rough on you, hasn’t it?
Comment by Paul-Michael — February 26, 2008 #
Magic to the girl behind M.J. :
Hey baby, check out the Vulcan nerve pinch I put on Mike…
Comment by Mike Vandal — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: girl behind you is fine lemme work that!
MJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Comment by Cristian — February 26, 2008 #
My body is telling me nooooooo!!!!
Comment by Dexter Fairchild — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: “Hey Mike, make that face..you know the one you made that time Dennis Rodman gave you a surprise prostate check.”
Comment by Randy Russell — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Remember that game you and Bird played for the big mack back in the day? Well, I put my own spin on it. Tell me what you think. Off the floor, off the scoreboard, through the window, over the river, over the expressway, my right arm around your shoulders, my left hand down your pants, nothing but dick!
Michael: <—see picture.
Comment by Branden — February 26, 2008 #
Curious to know if Mike’s trash talk was really ‘jaw-dropping’, Magic decided to try it out on MJ, “I’m gonna go inside you, step back outside, put it around the back and slam it in the hole on you before you realize what happened.”
Comment by Matt Sharp — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: So wassup with those 2 white chics you got caught on camera grinding with back in Miami?
MJ : Well I took’em back to my room and gave them some beef injection…
Magic: …and…??
MJ : …one of their faces went like “OOOOoooh!”
Magic: …man! I miss those days of tapping real tails before I got hit with the HIV
Comment by Joe Gianoglio — February 26, 2008 #
That back tooth Mike, is there a piece of meat stuck in there or is it that gold filling?
Comment by Marie Fink — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Nike executives just told me that they are going to make Air Jordan XX4’s….and not going to stop until XLV (45)….
Mike: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Alfred Tablante — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Mike I think I might make a comeback for the All-Star game like in ‘92.
Jordan: YAWN…give it up you can’t beat the triple double I had in ‘97.
Comment by Jim — February 26, 2008 #
Hey Mike, the network is thinking about giving me back my old talk show!
Comment by Eugene Wang — February 26, 2008 #
MJ: woooooooooooooh!!!!!! dont touch that man!!!!!
Magic: What your Jordan xx3’s
MJ: Yea… You know how much they cost to make!!
Magic: no
MJ: well.. More than most people can afford!!!!!!
Comment by Baris — February 26, 2008 #
And the Emmy goes to…Michael Jordan!
Comment by Matthew Barrett — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Mike can we have some time together?
MJ: I’m not looking put it in my mouth!
Comment by Felix — February 26, 2008 #
I just heard on the news that Barack Obama has picked you to be his VP running mate.
Comment by Steve — February 26, 2008 #
Magic- Are you any better at golf?
Mike- Im good at yelling FOOOORRRREEE!
Comment by David Farley — February 26, 2008 #
Majic: …and another thing. I never really had HIV. I just said that so all the groupies would stop saying their kid was mine. Worked like a charm. In fact, it worked so good I started the same rumor about you. No need to thank me!
M.J.: NOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!
Comment by Casey — February 26, 2008 #
the needle that im stabbing you in the ass with is full of hiv virus.
Comment by Mole — February 26, 2008 #
Im finally going to kiss you like I do Isiah.
Comment by bako1 — February 26, 2008 #
Hey Mike, well, um…remember that secret stash of photos I told you no one would ever find?
Comment by jd — February 26, 2008 #
“The Royal Penis is clean your highness.”
Comment by Chris Hall — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: I’m wearing your underwear!!!
Mike: WHOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!
Comment by Dennis — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Now that they’re acctioully getting better,lemme get part of your part of the ownership on the hornets :)
Comment by James — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Now that they’re acctioully getting better,lemme get part of your part of the ownership on the hornets :)
MJ: Yall doubted me when i bought em,NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Comment by James — February 26, 2008 #
Magic:Damn Mike I like this event you think I can be on team jordan.
Mike: WOOOOW, magic is real….
Comment by Ant — February 26, 2008 #
Mike please, please can I get 1 of the 529 XX3 Titaniums? Please?
Comment by Ari — February 26, 2008 #
Mike wake up the dunk contest is over, you won again!
Comment by Chris Mote — February 26, 2008 #
Don’t tug so hard! Be gentle with those big hands.
Comment by SportsWrap — February 26, 2008 #
Look no cavities
Comment by Rodney — February 26, 2008 #
Come on Mike, this is how Isiah likes it.
Comment by Lee Jansen — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: It’s an All Star Game Mike. You don’t bet all star games.
Mike: (Yawn). Yeah well, I have the East in a route!
Comment by Marc — February 26, 2008 #
No I will not make out with you!
Comment by Justin — February 26, 2008 #
Michael… the chick that gave me HIV said she got it from you.
Comment by John — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Que pasa Michael?
Jordan: What?
Magic: I’m learning Spanish, you like?
Comment by Armando Flores — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: “Yo Mike, do you think Kobe will ever be better than you?”
MJ: “Noooooo”
Comment by Jamar — February 26, 2008 #
They’re Fruit of the Loom….
Comment by Chris — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: “Yo Mike, Memphis is about to buy Kwame Brown out of his contract, you thinking about signing him to the Bobcats?”
MJ: “Nooooooo!”
Comment by Jamar — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Mike it’s sure alot good looking white women in here!!!
Mike: Yep and I can’t wait to get my 160million dollars worth out of them tonight!!!
Comment by sultan — February 26, 2008 #
Come on Mike, you know you’re gonna have to open your mouth wider than that.
Comment by Dexter — February 26, 2008 #
Magic - and that’s how you perfrom a “dirty sanchez”
Jordan - ohhhhh!
Comment by dave in austin — February 26, 2008 #
Ever since you scored 63 on Larry, I’ve had a crush on you
Comment by Keith — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: I drink your milkshake, I DRINK IT UP!!!!
MJ: NOOOO!!!
Comment by Jakob — February 26, 2008 #
Magic - The cow says…
Jordan - Mooooooooooo!
Comment by Josh — February 26, 2008 #
Show me your pre-dunk face!
Comment by Travis Day — February 26, 2008 #
“You don’t have to yell, I don’t need hearing AIDS”
Comment by Dean — February 26, 2008 #
O.K. Mike… now cough!
Comment by Will — February 26, 2008 #
Mike, what did you think of the dunk contest?
Comment by Chris — February 26, 2008 #
No way. She opened up much wider in 2 girls One cup.
Comment by Paul — February 26, 2008 #
Earvin “Magic” Johnson informs Michael Jordan that he is the winner of the $250,000 “Who can hold the most ridiculous face for 15 minutes?” bet with fellow compulsive gambler Charles Barkley at Harrah’s Casino in New Orleans during the NBA All-Star weekend.
Comment by Nicholas Shipley — February 26, 2008 #
Close you mouth Mike, nobody here owns a franchise. Nice form though.
Comment by Matthew Hecht — February 26, 2008 #
ATCHOOOO! “Hey Mike, that trick doesn’t work anymore, I know you’re not allergic to me.”
Comment by Kirk — February 26, 2008 #
Sing something by Kelly Clarkson…anything…and I’ll give you advice on how to build a championship caliber team.
Oh, and sweet ass by the way…
Comment by Derek White — February 26, 2008 #
” Turn Your Head & Cough Mr. Jordan”
Comment by Chris Ashley — February 26, 2008 #
Hey MJ, your boy Oakley has three white girls for us that are down for whatever. You think they would want to open up a couple movie theatres???
Comment by Matt — February 26, 2008 #
“No, Magic, I will NOT give you the tongue…”
Comment by torsten — February 26, 2008 #
Mike: Oooohhhhhhhh damn Magic, what the hell did you eat!?!?!!?!!?!
Comment by Adam Novak — February 26, 2008 #
Isiah just got an extension from the Knicks.
Comment by Dominic Picarelli — February 26, 2008 #
Mike, I want to warn you, I played a prank and put you in Charles’ 5…keep your phone on!!
Comment by Darryn — February 26, 2008 #
I just saved 10-15% on my divorce by switching to Geico.
Comment by Ian — February 26, 2008 #
Despite repeated denials of his overtures, Magic decided to go ahead and stick it to MJ
Comment by Stephen — February 26, 2008 #
I said slide your tounge in here, not in my ear!
Comment by SamK — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Mike, Air-Randy is going to post the pictures of the QS Slam Dunk Pack!
Mike: NNNNOOOOOOO
Comment by Rick James jr. — February 26, 2008 #
Magic knows that the only way to get MJ hot and bothered is to nibble on his played out hoop earring.
Comment by Kevin Davis — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: “I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico…”
MJ: NOOOOO-WAAAAY dude!
Comment by Mike Guerra — February 26, 2008 #
Mike: I’m not Isaiah. I said I’m not Isaiah. Nooooooo
Comment by Chris — February 26, 2008 #
Hey Mike, I’m sorry to tell you this, but…Your mom goes to college.
Comment by Ryan Grammier — February 26, 2008 #
Larry Birds shoes are outselling you.
Comment by Chuck Darrah — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: We got these honeys waiting in VIP.
Money: Flava Flave!
Comment by ebe2023 — February 26, 2008 #
The votes are in Mike. Tiger is ESPN’s most dominant player. Sorry man.
Comment by Ryan Grammier — February 26, 2008 #
Whoa Magic! How much gumbo did you eat?
Comment by Matt — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: So MJ… How’s that Pro Basketball team in Charlotte you bought into doing???
MJ: WHO?????
Comment by Kevin — February 26, 2008 #
1. Sometimes “sweet nothings” are really “sweet somethings”
2. Hey Mike, I’m thinking about a comeback…what do you think?
Comment by Dave — February 26, 2008 #
Mike:Hey look Magic, I can fit a XX3 in my mouth…boaaaaaa
magic: no shit!!!
Comment by liban — February 26, 2008 #
Magic- Tell John Salley to get his thumb out of your ass
MJ–OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Comment by Jeff DeModna — February 26, 2008 #
Woo Baby I think that I love ya.
Comment by veronica sandberg — February 26, 2008 #
Yo Mike my bad, but back in ‘91 I kinda banged your wife!
Comment by Lee Rabinowitz — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: That Kobe kid might end up being on top of you Mike
Jordan: Whoa, I dont want HIV
Comment by Mark — February 26, 2008 #
Yes Mike, you can get it from doing that too….
Comment by Mike — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: I hope lastnight was as good for you as it was me. You might want to get tested.
MJ: Shit…..
Comment by Joshua Overman — February 26, 2008 #
***Magic steps on Mike’s XX3’s***
Mike: NOOOOOOOO
Comment by Rick James jr. — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Sh, don’t worry Mike, I know it’s cold, but you’ll get used to it.
Comment by Sam — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: You gonna give it to me or am I gonna have to take it?
Mike: NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Comment by James Hamilton — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Marcus might be mines
Mike: Seeeecurity!
Comment by Rick James jr. — February 26, 2008 #
Why did it work… Beause they were hot on Kwame Brown!!
Comment by Jay — February 26, 2008 #
Hey Michael — I’m wearing your underwear!!
Comment by Matt — February 26, 2008 #
Michael couldn’t hold it as he had to listen to that dammed “I played FIVE positions” story one more time.
Comment by Anthony Williams — February 26, 2008 #
I just won Executive of the Year!!!!!11
Comment by Erik — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Yo, I just heard Phil tell Kobe he’s the best he’s ever coached!!
Comment by Luis Moncada — February 26, 2008 #
Some of these do suck ass. You guys all gay or something?
Comment by Anthony — February 26, 2008 #
Mike, I know the John Salley poster behind you is bigger than your poster but he doesn’t have a shoe line like you so please stop crying like a girl
Comment by Steve — February 26, 2008 #
Larry Bird said WHAT?
Comment by Chad — February 26, 2008 #
My XX3’s cost how much!!!
Comment by Steve — February 26, 2008 #
Magic, “Did you hear, Kenard got Omar”
MJ, “Noooooooooooooooooooooo!”
Comment by Geoff — February 26, 2008 #
You did not just put your tongue in my ear!!
Comment by Steve — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: crank dat souljah boy
MJ: youuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Comment by RJ — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Damn Mike, that’s not a chic!
Comment by Luis Moncada — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Yo Michael, Kobe wants to be traded and the Lakers are asking if you’d like to come back.
Michael: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah…… I can’t resist.
Comment by Kevin Maltsberger — February 26, 2008 #
Hey Mike, how does it feel when I touch you right here?
Comment by Jeff — February 26, 2008 #
What’s happened to the NBA? “They have a full size picture of John Salley on the wall”
Comment by Chris Stucky — February 26, 2008 #
1st Caption
Magic: Yo Mike, What was the worst expression those damn basket ball cards ever caught you with?
Mike: This one, they made me look mad retarded son! AADUGGHHH
Comment by Marcus — February 26, 2008 #
Oh Magic, Yooooooouuuuuuu got what I neeeeeed, but you say I’m just a friend. Oh Magic, Yoooooouuuuu…
Comment by Brad — February 26, 2008 #
“Kwame Brown just left… with your daughter.”
Comment by Brendan — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Wanna see exactly why I’m called Magic?
MJ: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Comment by Josh — February 26, 2008 #
“No, I will not make out with you!”
Comment by Michael — February 26, 2008 #
BFF? OMG !!
Comment by Jerry — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Mike…I know the timing might not be right, but my test came back positive.
Mike: Nooooooooo!!!!!
Comment by Mike — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: “Can I recharge your batteries?”
Jordan: “Hell NO!!!!!”
Comment by Rob — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: So I tried to tell Barkley that his she was really a he, but he just kept eating her donuts…Wait ’til you see the pictures!
Comment by Mike — February 26, 2008 #
MJ, Don’t look now, but that Best Damn scrub who leached on to your 72-win Bulls team in 1995-96 is givin’ you the stink eye. I heard he’s lookin’ to cop royalties on Jumpman Gear
Comment by Jim — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Mike the Congress men and woman want to talk to about how Dennis Rodman just came out with a book called “MJ and 6 rings and needles”
Comment by Sheppie — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Let me understanf this, you put all of your money against Howard winning the slam dunk contest?
Comment by Dave — February 26, 2008 #
Hey Mike, are you ready for my magic wand?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEEAAAAAAAAH!
Comment by Johnny — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: “Let me see your impression of Flavor Flav again”
MJ: “FLAVOR FLLAVVV!!”
Comment by Richard Cave — February 26, 2008 #
Mike, guess what I had to do to get my own talk show on Fox???
Comment by Mike D — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: “Did you approve of that giant picture of John Salley in the back”
MJ: “NO!!!!!”
Comment by Richard Cave — February 26, 2008 #
Mike: I was giving her my “oh” face…
Comment by Travis Burns — February 26, 2008 #
Hey, MJ, did you hear? Fox is bringing back the Magic Hour!
Oh yeah, and I need some guests.
Comment by Zacharius — February 26, 2008 #
magic: kobe told me on the low he’s better than you.
mj: *yawns*
Comment by dave — February 26, 2008 #
Magic “aye Kobe got 3 white girls for us at the hotel room”
Michael “oooooh”
Comment by tre — February 26, 2008 #
“Mike they say next year you’re gonna have to kiss dick bavetta on the lips….with tongue!”
Comment by rashaad — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Don’t you just love these Gay bars?!
Mike: Duh!
Comment by Rick James jr. — February 26, 2008 #
Hey Mike, I was thinking about coming back!
Comment by Nick — February 26, 2008 #
Wow..Michael You’re right!! When you open your mouth like that I can see straight through the other side.It’s Magic!
Comment by Jill — February 26, 2008 #
This is how you look when you fake an orgasm with Juanita!!!
Comment by Nopigs21 — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: I’m wearing my old Laker shorts under this suit…wanna see???
Michael: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Comment by Scott Meyersburg — February 26, 2008 #
MJ thinks he can cough up HIV, too late Mike, he touched you.
Comment by ryan — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: I just heard that you and Tiger are judging “Americas Next Top Nigga”
Comment by Greg — February 26, 2008 #
“Rubber Gloves Snapping”
Magic- Hey MJ ready for your Colonoscopy?
Comment by Antonio Irizarry — February 26, 2008 #
In a demonstration of their performance art act “Assasins”, Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson do thier best to recreate Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby.
Comment by BBradley — February 26, 2008 #
“Michael, you’re wearing my underwear!”
Comment by Nathan — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: “You know, I”M the real MJ, right?”
Jordan: “Hooo! That’s a good one!”
Comment by Jeremy Smith — February 26, 2008 #
“Okay Money check it; two bounces, off Kim Kardashian’s right butt cheek, through the hands of the Knicks starting 5, over Jermaine Dupri’s head, stopping in mid air and spinning on Lil Kim’s nose, ricocheting through Beyonces wig, off of Jigga’s lips, into the cloud of smoke over Snoop, wedged between the gap in 50’s teeth, spit out bouncing off the thickness of Rihanna, pinballing between Fat Joe’s gut and the 7 girls Flavor brought, partially licked by Diddy as it flies past his mouth while he licks his lips, hitting the rim of the stack of plastic cups Lil Wayne is holding, off of Tyra’s forehead leaving a reversed Spalding logo indented on her head, into Pharrell’s knee as he tries to stick an ollie for the millionth time, inexplicably up Paris Hilton’s skirt, off of Kanye’s ego, rolling into the coat check as R. Kelly golden showers Miley Cyrus, kicked by Halle Berry’s unborn child, over the banner of that white rhino thing, banked, nothing but net.”
Comment by Charlie Surfs — February 26, 2008 #
Magic thinks to himself **Damn, I forgot to take my ring off**.
Mike: OOOOUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHH
Only a few ppl will get this one. Oh and I wear a sz. 10
Comment by Rick James jr. — February 26, 2008 #
magic: ayo mike. Remember that night in vegas. After the. Game. Back in 91
Mike:yeah?
magic:well uh… I think you better get checked…
mike:HOLYyyyyyyyy —-
Comment by dan s — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: You see that chick over there?
MJ: Yeah what about her.
Magic: Not that one! I meant this one. *points to the right*
MJ: She’s fine… WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Comment by Chris Price — February 26, 2008 #
love to win
THANK YOU GOD BLESS
Comment by 606-932-3442 — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Did Kobe get his nose stuck again?
Comment by Matt Roth — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: One hand on your neck, one hand on your…
Michael: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Comment by jeff u — February 26, 2008 #
Doesn’t Magic know that Tyson got in trouble for doing the same thing to Holyfield back in 97′?
Comment by Kent — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Hey Mike, Hey Mike, wake up, it’s time for you to judge the Dunk contest!
Mike: I just can’t get over the lack of energy these days, you got any Gatorade? (Yawning)
Comment by BEN — February 26, 2008 #
micheal-noooooo helllll nooooo magic
magic- but she give good….
micheal-im not fuckin behind you magic…
Comment by rod stalling — February 26, 2008 #
Yo Mike, don’t look now, but John Salley is stripping you down with his eyes back there.
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS! WHATCHA GONNA DO!
Comment by Urriyah B — February 26, 2008 #
Mike I gave your girl a blood transfusion…..
Comment by gil — February 26, 2008 #
Magic: Mike, you wanna see why they really called them Chucks? Oh yeah, I hit the Kardashians too so you might want to get checked.
Mike: Yawn, so what!?! I’m still the best-ever, at anything. My shoes sell for a price, I got divorced for a reason, and I used a condom…
Comment by Pete — February 26, 2008 #
EJ:YO