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Michael Jordan/Magic Johnson Photo Caption Contest

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UPDATE: After notching 500 comments and change we're closing up the contest and picking a winner. Thank you to all the outside-the-box thinking sneaker-winning enthusiasts who kept it clean and provided witty captions.

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February 25, 2008 | Permalink
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  • Ruben Ruiz February 26, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Magic – pssss…. Yo Mike That smell is me I just farted

  • Korey February 26, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    SUPAMAN THAT HOOOOEEEE

  • Travis February 26, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    “Magic” Johnson persists with his argument that he had no idea the hooker he sent Michael for his birthday was a man.

  • rehunt77 February 26, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Magic: I slept with Juanita in ‘86
    Michael: NOOO!

  • Jaison John February 26, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    “Wanna know why they really call me Magic?”

  • Kevin Thompson February 26, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    “And that’s when I told her, That’s why they call me Majic Johnson!!!”

  • Randall Curran February 26, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Oh no you di-ent!

  • Patrick Mooney February 26, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    MAGIC…WHO TAUGHT YOU THE VULCAN SLEEP MOVE AHHHhhhhh……….

  • josh holen February 26, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    I don’t want to alarm you but John Salley is standing directly behind you

  • Calvin February 26, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Woo! Brother your breath smells like Cookie!

  • Kerry McClain February 26, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    Mike: You took a what in my new Air Jordan?

  • Aneil Parhar February 26, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    Magic Describing a Prostate Exam to Mike

  • Kerry McClain February 26, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Mike: You took a what in my new Air Jordans?

  • Andre Rodrigeuz February 26, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Hey Mike, the NBA found out you took HGH and are taking back all your rings and giving them to that guy in the picutre.

  • Me February 26, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    Magic: Mike, These corny kids that are trying to win the stealths actually think they’re funnny.

    Mike: Whaaaatt? SMH

  • Ellison James February 26, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Ouch Man!!!! Magic your leaning on my Johnson—My bad MJ.

  • Ariel Suero February 26, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    MJ: YAH YAH YAH, YAH YAH, YAH YAH YAH
    MAGIC: WHEN I STEP UP IN THE PLACE AYO I STEP CORRECT.
    MJ: WOO-HAA
    MAGIC:I GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK
    MJ:I GOT RETRO PACKS DROPPIN THAT’LL MAKE YOU BREAK YO NECK.
    MAGIC: WOO-HAA
    MJ:I’M SNATCHIN ALL THEIR CHECKS
    MAGIC:AND YOU KNOW WHEN I COME THROUGH I’M GONNA COP A FREE SET.
    MJ:WOO-HAA… WAIT WHAT!?!

  • Kyle K. February 26, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Hey Mike, Byron Russell is over there tellin’ everyone you pushed off…

  • luis February 26, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Magic:(talking to woman in the back) he’s ok, this happens all the time, hes just having flashbacks of his career…!

  • Kyle February 26, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Hey mike, why did you turn your seat upside-down before you sat in it?

  • Pat Corbett February 26, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Magic:Hey Mike, Barkley was wondering if you could put in a 3 team teaser for him tonight …his bookie wont answer… o yea and can u spot him if he loses?

  • Mahfuzur Khan February 26, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    magic: how do fish swim with there mouth open?
    mj: like this.

  • Andy February 26, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    Hey Magic, Let me show you my ‘OH’ face….OH OH OH!

  • Rich February 26, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Yo Michael, ever seen a grown man naked?

  • Cory L February 26, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Magic:Hanes is taking pictures of us, so try to look comfortable in them

  • Marcus February 26, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Magic: Hey Mike, how’d you come up with those crazy dunk faces of yours?
    Mike: What crazy dunk faces?!?

  • Cliff February 26, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    Magic: Where my Converse Weapons hot??

    Micheal: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • Mike Dos February 26, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Magic: Yo mike wake up

    meanwhile MJ:
    dreams about his affair and busts a nut

  • Mike Dos February 26, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    Magic:kobe said your new shoes are ugly

    MJ: OOOHHH HELLL NAW his shoes look like they were made with a waffle presser

  • B Mass February 26, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    Magic: yoyo…Mike, I just hit that chick the other night
    Mike:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Nitesh February 26, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    Magic: “Michael, how good you think this All-Star game will REALLY be?”

  • Nick February 26, 2008 at 5:46 pm

    Rock a by baby, in the tree top

  • Nick February 26, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    One time, at band camp….

  • Jason February 26, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    Magic has just informed Michael that they drew Craig Ehlo and Greg Ostertag in the first round of the beer pong competition.

  • Colin February 26, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    Hey MJ, The Bulls just traded for Larry Hughes and Drew Gooden to make the next step!

  • Nick February 26, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    You may have 6 titles….I have Vulcan nerve pinch!!

  • john February 26, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    Magic: That’s what she said

    in response to mikes O-face

  • Chris February 26, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Magic: Hey do you want to take in an WNBA game with me?

  • Mikey February 26, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Magic Johnson (right) and Michael Jordan are seen at the All Star Game just after Johnson punched Jordan in the groin. Allegedly, Jordan called Johnson “Larry Bird”.

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