Marky Ramone Plays It Safe With Signature Brand of Condoms
Marky Ramone, long-time drummer of The Ramones and one of the last remaining survivors, is readying the release of a new “safer sex” kit in conjunction with prophylactic peddlers Ready two Go. Housed in a black or silver metal tin with the Marky Ramone emblem'well technically derived from The Ramones presidential logo'printed on the front and the tagline “Too Tuff To Break,” the kit comes complete with two Lifestyle condoms, lubricant, and a STD resource card (whatever the hell that is). Once empty, the tin makes for the perfect stash box for cigarettes, drugs, and other items that could kill you. Bonus: every 1,000th tin comes with a free pair of Marky Ramone signature Vic Firth Drum Sticks!
toxicmunkeyspoon July 12, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I dunno if this is the final nail in the punk coffin, it is however one of the last. Marky ramone really wasnt even the ramones real drummer, and never thought of marky as a punk anyway. I think theres some punk kid whos a fan of all the old band as well as some of the newer bands like baby shambles, who will take some little band and pry punk out of the coffin and make it walk again, because punk is in the coffin but its screaming to be released, who will release it though