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George Lucas Continues ‘Star Wars’ Atrocities

George Lucas continues to rub salt in the wounds of real Star Wars fans the world over. In what can only be described as a final act of perversion, Lucas revealed that he’ll be turning one of the greatest movie franchises of all time into a cartoon, citing how he wasn’t able to finish the story with only six full length movies over thirty years, “I felt there were a lot more Star Wars stories left to tell.” As if the latest Star Wars trilogy that included such disasters as Jar Jar Binks, not to mention the re-mastering of the originals, wasn’t a bad enough transgression, the legendary producer is now set to release The Clone Wars featuring state-of-the-art computer-generated animation. A full-length movie will be released in theatres in mid-August, followed by a TV series premiering this Fall on the Cartoon Network.