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When In Rome… Hula Hoop and Shower?

Why can’t we have programming like this? Oh yeah, cause the United States is sexually repressed and we prefer borderline child porn reality shows on faux music channels. Anyway, our Italian is a little bit rusty, but basically sexy TV personality Sara Varone loses some hula hoop contest and is forced to take a shower in her tight fitting virgin white dress. Office bonus: it’s just safe enough for work to make it past the corporate censors.