Bird Craps In Reporter’s Mouth

Local news reporting is a tough gig. When you're not sitting on painfully-dry community budget meetings you often get assigned to lame stories like this one'an overpopulation of the Canadian Brown Finch. Boring right? We thought so too, until the reporter gets crapped on, looks up at the bird that just defecated on him, and then gets another mouthful of bird crap. Someone give this guy a raise.