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The Weekly NFL Wrap Up

“D” is for Done: Apparently you can sum up the Cowboys’ 2007 campaign in the same amount of time pro bull riders try to stay mounted on a bucking pile of steak intent on goring them and any nearby clowns.

Whipped: Pats QB and AP Offensive Player of the Year, Tom Brady, is totally cool with carrying Gisele’s lap dog around in a handbag–at least until a fan spots him.

Go for the view, stay for the crab cakes: According to a recent interview Pacman Jones goes to strip clubs for the food and not just for chance to allegedly assault people working inside.

Cookie Dough: Like a barnacle desperately clinging to a whale, Elisha Manning has ridden his Giants into the NFC Championships. Though he won’t get a chance to face his brother Peyton in the Super Bowl (ever) they will meet on a more sugary playing field. Meet the new poster boys for Oreo’s Double Stuf Racing League. Don’t follow the link if you don’t want to see shots of the two QBs vigorously licking away Oreo filling and their own credibility. You’d think they would have learned something from Carson Palmer.