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A Must Have For High Aptitude Polo Ricans

If you’re like Albert Einstein and don’t want to waste precious brain power on daily fashion choices—the award winning physicist reportedly minimized his wardrobe and basically wore the same outfit every day so he could focus on much more important endeavors—Ralph Lauren might be able to help you out with this Polo Collector’s Trunk. The special edition lucite trunk with leather trim celebrates the 40th anniversary of the brand and therefore houses 40 polo shirts across the color spectrum giving you over a months fill of outfits with relatively little cerebral power usage. But, if you’re gonna go this route and retain some of that extra juice upstairs, your ass best be contemplating that Nobel Peace Prize concept or working out the kinks in Quantum Mechanics, otherwise you’re just the dumb dude rocking polos daily.

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