NEWS

The Weekly NFL Wrap Up

• Won One: The Dolphins improved to 1-13 over the weekend, but from the looks of this video you’d think they found a cure for cancer, racism and saved about a dozen puppies, all in the same day. They also landed the Big Tuna in their front office, signing Bill Parcells as a VP of operations. The get two more days of happiness till they take the field against the Pats. If you want to focus more on the cheerleaders instead of the “football,” click here.

• Mudderf*ckas: What’s worse than being a Buffalo fan the day the Bills get eliminated from the playoffs? How about being the pilot who drove their charter plane into the mud the morning after they get eliminated from the playoffs?

• T.O. to Jessica Simpson, “No Romo”: We’ve probably talked about Tony Romo’s various and sundry paramours a little too much, but c’mon, whaddaya expect? It finally seems that there’s a little backlash to number 9 running through half of Hollywood. Even Terrell Owens is getting in on the action.

• Crap Out: The Steelers’ Willie Parker is out for the season with a broken fibula giving the starting job to Najeh Davenport, scourge of defensive linemen and hampers across the land.