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Self Cleaning Toilet Is Coke Head’s Worse Nightmare

First off, we don’t know anyone who does coke in a bathroom and uses the toilet as a surface—the anxiety alone of having your yay this close to water would be enough to ruin your high, plus that’s what keys and fists are for—but this German commercial for self cleaning toilets is still funny. It’s also a great jab at the historically ‘Just Say No’ cliché tagline that was the hallmark of a failed drug policy during, ironically, cocaine’s heyday.