It’s Official, Even Children Hate Eli Manning
This pic, taken Sunday during Eli Mannings’ four interception performance against the Vikings—the worst passing defense in the league—sums up the ugly truth the Giants have tried to deny since 2004. Eli Manning flat out sucks. The Giants blew it when they wasted a number one pick on him and just can’t admit they screwed themselves. The Giants have a respectable-in-the-NFC seven wins this season because of their D and a schedule softer than a fresh turd. The 41-17 loss to the Vikes this weekend pushed his record as a starting QB to 27-25. Road games against Chicago and Philly and the season finale at home against league Death Star, the New England Patriots, probably won’t help his winning percentage. Expect more signs, more replays of a slack-jawed Eli staring off into space and the Giants to hold onto Elisha (that’s his given name, look it up) until they can get Mike Vick for a bargain.
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Picture Michael Vick in a Giants uniform… Yeah that makes sense. Please, imagine the Giants maanagement to be dumb enough to follow up one of the worst number one picks in history with a convicted felon fresh out the pen. Great P.R. move in the most popular sports city in the nation. Good call buddy
Comment by Joseph smith — December 12, 2007 #
Thank God for Eli!!!! Without him we have NO Super Bowl! Hey kid you’re father’s an idiot for letting you do that
Comment by dean — September 19, 2008 #