NEWS

Taser Me Pink

Although people have been getting shocked by law enforcement for years, it was the “Don’t Tase Me, Bro!” incident that really helped popularize the self-protection gadget that is the taser. Not only has it become the butt of many jokes and parodies, but has also emerged as the dohickey for self-defense. Who wants to mess with pepper spray and mace, when you can deliver a nonlethal, body wriggling charge from a taser? It’s like being able to shoot people without the permanent effects of death. Plus, with the new TASER C2’s coming in “four designer colors,” including this pink baby, both men (we’re thinking Killah Cam) and women can start accessorizing their weaponry. Just make sure you’ve got a clean record though. There is a one time, $9.95 background check to make sure that you’re not felonious like T.I. Some more specs for your perusal after the jumpyness.

The TASER C2 is a self-defense electronic control device. Electronic Control Devices (ECDs) use propelled wires or direct contact to conduct energy to affect the sensory and motor functions of the nervous system. The TASER C2 uses a replaceable cartridge, containing compressed nitrogen, to deploy two small probes that are attached to the TASER C2 by insulated conductive wires with a maximum length of 15 feet (4.5 meters). The TASER C2 transmits electrical pulses along the wires and into the body affecting the sensory and motor functions of the peripheral nervous system. The energy can penetrate up to two cumulative inches of clothing.

Advanced Features:
-Small non-gun design
-Lightweight and easy to carry
-Lithium Power Magazine is good for over 50 uses
-15 ft. (4.5 m) range

Buy yours here.