Paintball Panzer for Paintball Pansies

Although the thought of driving around in a mini-tank, blasting your friends with welt-inducing paintballs sounds like a blast, you’d have to be a pretty rich pedomorph to actually buy the Paintball Panzer. We can think of way cooler things to spend $14,400 on: enrolling in Skip Barber’s racing school, post-College Spring Breaks, or fourteen $1000 hookers quickly came to mind. Plus, you’re gonna look like a douche showing up to the paintball course and rolling out to play Capture the Flag in this thing. Now, if you can afford a few of these and gets yourselves a little armored division going, that’s a different story, but who’s got the $144k to throw down to make these things relevant? Come to think of it, if you’re gonna drop loot like that, might as well just get a Gurkha and get down for real.

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