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Best Fake News That Could Be Real

Dov Charney, founder of sweatshop-free clothier American Apparel, is publicly known for his ultra pervy ways and that’s what makes this “news” story by The Onion detailing the ‘14 American Apparel Models Freed In Daring Midnight Raid‘ all the more relevant. You should definitely give it a read in its entirety, but here’s a choice quote to hold you over till you completely click over:

“There were girls lying everywhere—draped over furniture, sprawled spread-eagled in the corner, and huddled close like animals,” FBI Special Agent Curtis Froman, who oversaw the raid, said at a press conference. “Many of them had been given nothing more than a pair of tube socks or men’s briefs to wear.”

We know The Onion is strictly a satirical news outlet but this actually sounds more like a typical day in Dov’s office than it does a faux news story.

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