Black Bars Help Facilitate Anonymous Amateur Porn

You may have tried every excuse in the book to try and get your girl to make some homemade porn except this: Black Bars. They’re a sunglass-like product specifically designed to hide the eyes to maintain some level of anonymity while doin’ the nasty. There’s no longer any need for complicated or expensive video editing software to keep your identities safe. And if she’s still a little on the fence, don’t worry. These optical disguises are cheap enough to have on hand, and you may just need to employ some time tested and laboratory proven measures to ensure a 100% success rate in reducing inhibitions: booze and coke. And in that order!

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