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Vacuumbots Suck Up Your Dirt For You

The problem with having carpets is you have to vacuum them. The problem with guys having carpets is that they never do. In fact, their beloved rugs often morph into strange indoor lawns of dirt trapped particles and grime that are often too indescribable for words. Finally there may be a solution that won’t interfere with the routine lingering and slothfulness that men enjoy most: the Roomba vacuumbots. These suckers, literally, roam around and automatically slurp up all the crap and crud the man-beast accumulates all while navigating around furniture and other oddball obstacles. Plus this thing can be timed and programmed, so you can literally walk out of a messy apartment and return to a clean place to the delight of that girlfriend who was silently judging you on your previously messy floors in the first place. And now my friends, the Roomba won’t be the only thing sucking around the crib.

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