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New Barking Irons Hoodie Is Walt Whitman’s Fault

We’ve been big fans of Barking Irons long before Johnny Drama and the Entourage crew rocked their gear, but this new hoodie, with an extra touch of velour, just doesn’t do it for us like their iconic historically-inspired tees. It figures that the impetus for their new collection was from none other than Long Island born, closet homo poet Walt Whitman. Not that we have anything against the gays, but he’d write shit like Song of Myself, and then publicly denounce masturbation. Anyway, if we had to guess which author inspired this collection, we would have totally put our money on J.R.R. Tolkien. After all, this velour hoodie with big buttons is really only suitable for those peaceful walks in the Shire, or on that long and cold road to Mordor.