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Finally, A Motorcycle For Retards

If you exfoliate your face once a week and pee sitting down, here’s the perfect mode of transport for you. It’s a sort of 3 wheeled motorcycle that looks like something a gay Robin would ride alongside a flamboyant Batman. But don’t just judge a book by its cover, let’s check out its limp-wristed options. Automatic transmission, check! Separate gas and brake pedals, check. Air conditioning? Check! So if the thought of a motorcycle is too daunting or if a moped has too much punch, by all means, tuck your penis and testicles between your legs and ride hard on this Stallion.