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When You Do Cocaine, The Terrorists Win

Wow. Check out these anti-cocaine ads that were designed to shame you into quitting. Sniff it through any kind of straw you want, according to this ad, even if you enjoy a little toot here and there (especially while clubbing), your helping in the slaughter of the innocents. Even with the rifle, dilapidated setting, and slumped over victim, it’s hard to take this ad serious when all we can think of is that Domino’s guy with the oversized schnoz who’s obsessed with the cheesy garlic bread odor. In semi-related news, check out this handy guide to worldwide pricing on powder cocaine.