Rap Sheet: R. Kelly Thinks He’s Jesus11:30 am | Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

photo: Planet Acid
- Competition is none: After comparing himself to the likes of Marvin Gaye, Martin Luther King, Bob Marley, and Muhammad Ali, R. Kelly leaves us with this, “”My greatest competition is, well, me.” Can’t argue with that. Especially once that child molestation case starts.
- Pay up: Producer Scott Storch is being sued for not paying back a $100k loan from 2003. Ya can’t blame him, Rolling Stone only estimated his fortune to be a mere $70 million.
- Luda’s Simpson: Ludacris will be playing himself on the Simpsons this Sunday night for their 400th episode. Click over to see what he’ll look. Good thing for that change in hair style, Matt Groening can’t draw no cornrows. via
- Flexpedition: The Funkmaster announced that he’s inked a deal with Ford to help design limited edition vehicles. And he’s got a reality TV show coming out called ‘Cars Wars with Funkmaster Flex.” Someone get John Brown on the horn, dude’s biting his style.
- Gangsta Rap ain’t selling: The reason? “Because a lot of it ain’t good,” according to Talib Kweli.




D in a box May 17, 2007 at 5:53 pm
if gangsta rap ain’t sellin’, kweli better find a new job because i wouldn’t listen to his music if he gave it away for free.
R.k May 27, 2007 at 12:23 pm
he is not saying that