Winding Down: All Of A Sudden, Sirius Make So Much More Sense

This is why Howard went to Satellite. Watch this super NSFW video of a topless Tera Patrick riding the world famous Sybian as Howard coaxes her to orgasm. Even Arty can’t ruin this ride.

WOW. Dual touch screen laptop that you can just crack open like the NY Times. Sick.

This guy is one step from Hannibal Lecter! Actually anyone who wears a panty-sniffing mask is one step from serious therapy.

Alexandre Herchcovitch totally bites Converse and makes these glamorous kicks.