Meth Coffee Attempts To Brew Some Controversy

With all the media attention and hoopla the Cocaine energy drink stirred up we kind of expected someone else to capitalize off the cool cache of using drug names for consumptive goods. Agenda Inc. peddles us the newest product to hit the streets that is sure to win the hearts of many Mid-Westerners:

Meth Coffee, a volatitherapeutic beverage, is formulated after chemical confetti and wakes zombies, fucks with perfectionists, straightens drunks, rattles teetotalers, revs vandals in search of impetus, brighten house chores and cuts boredom like a goddamn razor.

‘Meth‘ hails out of San Francisco and bills itself as a “rebel coffee company.” Although it's ingredients don't include any actual Methamphetamines, it does super caffeinate it’s beans with Yerba mate, a powerful natural stamina that makes cocaine look like child’s play. A 10 oz. bag of Meth Coffee beans will cost about $12, a small price to pay to bounce off the walls. See the commercial that attempts to show its mind altering effects.