Uncovering Staple’s Secret
We told you we were gonna do it, and true to our word we ripped apart one of Staple’s 5 Borough Timbs. That’s one of the perks of this job, we get free shit and therefore don’t mind mutilating stuff for the sole benefit of our readers. So without further adieu, here’s what happens when you take an X-acto knife and a pair of scissors to these Timberlands: a subtle checkerboard pattern emerges. Is it just us, or do these actually look better stripped to their bare ass? Another vantage point after the jump.
Chunder January 17, 2007 at 3:33 pm
These are horrible…like seriously horrible
Clint Yeastwood January 17, 2007 at 4:44 pm
..you, you.. savages, butchers, vandals.. but this is genius.
imagine, in hypotatical situation, if u go with your urgent impulse to kick some brick, piece of metal garbage or for a sake of good presumtion thick skull of alien robot – you might rip the fabric on your brand new Staple Boot. but , guess what?. Your checkers only will look cooler from that. ripped fabric will give more and more over time, so your boots will evolve. isnt that exciting. yes, it is. you can display that rippage proudly right next to that nasty green spot that will never wash off from your friend throwing up on your boots after having to much Absinthe on your Amsterdam trip . oh wait, that wasnt your friend.. that was you! (wasnt that a fun day?) and that no absithe throwup. its cow dang (shit) that you dipped your boot, cuz you were wearign sunglasses at night while cow tipping. stupid, stupid you. just rip that fabric off and show off your optical illusion to everyone who is high enough to care ..
Polkadot Kwame January 17, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Put it to bed like B.I.G. did with the “red and black lumberjack with the hat to match.”
hmmmmm.... January 17, 2007 at 5:23 pm
but ummmm once i rip off the red plaid, what if i want it back? and if i wanted checkerboard pattern shoes, wouldn’t i just get vans, or one of the many van collabos?? jus puttin it out there!