Real Scary Shit Is Right!

Is this not the female version of Rocky from Mask? Sorry to end your day with something this hideous, but it is Halloween! Good ol’ lion-face is by far the scariest creature that has ever crawled the planet and yet she’s 100% real, making this one of the best invites for a Halloween party in a long while. Oh, and if you’re still wondering what the hell you’re gonna do tonight, and happen to be in NYC, take your last-minute procrastinating ass over to 323 West Broadway and experience all the joys of ‘National Slut Day’ in the big city.