5. Pickup Artists and Creepy Dudes
Everyone knows that hot girls hang out at gallery openings, and these dudes aren't there for the art but for the ladies. Whether they're pretentious young men using their art knowledge to try and impress girls who are just there to drink (thank you very much) or creepy older dudes hanging out in the corner, these pickup artists don't seem to score often. Maybe the guys who post about art galleries on Missed Connections have more luck.