New school year, new you.

We get it. You want to hit the hallways hard and make a badass impression. You want to be the man that others haven't yet realized you are. Here's a helpful hint — don't make your mark with novelty supplies. They may be good for a chuckle (or 20 good belly laughs right now), but the girl you've eyed since the third grade will continue to call you by the wrong name.

20 Inappropriate Back To School Items