Do you have any tattoos that we can’t see right now?
Nope. That’s not me, I’m not that guy who has a snake coming out of an apple tattooed on his ass. [Laughs] That’s another thing that I, I just don’t feel like it’s right for a man to have a tattoo between his waistline and his kneecaps. There’s no excuse for that.
I don’t know it’s just that every time I’ve seen somebody with a tattoo like that it’s been some uncomfortable situation. I saw this 45-year-old guy riding his bike in a Speedo, riding down the street, and he had one tattoo. It was a little snake dragon tattoo tattooed on his upper thigh and I just got that shit burned in the back of my mind.
Is it because of the placement or the fact that someone was tattooing them there?
Tattoos aren’t fun unless you’re an idiot. It’s not fun to get tattoos. Unless you’re one of those people that likes to get hooks in their back.
The guy who is tattooing it, I mean, you don’t know how bad he needed the money to do that but it couldn’t have been me. But, it’s the fact that this dude thought it was a good idea. And that it was his only tattoo, that’s the one he wanted. I don’t know. ‘If I get a tattoo, I’m gonna get a tattoo on my balls and it’s gonna say ballsy.’ [Laughs] I don’t know the situation.
What tattoo means the most to you?
I don’t know which one, the National Baller’s Association, I love that one.
What’s on the other side of your neck? We missed that one.
Oh yeah, it says ‘One step ahead of the haterz.’ It’s a baby foot, it’s my foot when I was a baby. People always think this is my kid’s. No, I don’t have kids. It was on my birth certificate and I just took the picture in there.
So you remember that tattoo.
I think I got it at the same time as the MTV one.
Wow, you got both sides of your neck tattoo at the same time.
At the same damn time. [Laughs] Not at the same time, but on the same day. I’ve had multiple tattoos done at the same time, on my back and on my arms. Gotta get that shit over. Tattoos aren’t fun unless you’re an idiot. It’s not fun to get tattoos. Unless you’re one of those people that likes to get hooks in their back. ‘Oh this is cool, take my picture mom.’ ‘You’re not going to come down from there.’