11. Join the Carnival
Notable Artist In the Field: Captain Don Leslie
Artist's Website: triangletattoo.com
The late Captain Don Leslie knew exactly how to transfer a number of performance based arts into a single job. Among his talents, Leslie was an accomplished sword swallower. He was also a tattooed freak. Given the recent trends in American Heritage, it is only natural to assume good old fashioned carnival sideshows will return to favor, opening up a solid set of lucrative new positions. (Note sword swallowing is much cooler than painting circus signs, another art school grad option we're suggesting).