Look At This! The Deep-Fried Buffalo Turkey You Could Have Eaten Yesterday

Um. Yeah. This is real. As in really, really, awesome. As far as making it yourself, instructions are as follows:
1. Deep-fry a turkey. 2. Cover it in buffalo sauce (two parts Frank's RedHot to one part butter). 3. Garnish with bleu cheese sauce and a few stalks of celery. Shit, can we get a do-over? [The World's Best Ever]