CCTV (Lucky Bike)
We've all seen the bike delivery guy just going about his business, oblivious to the world, and it usually ends really poorly. Especially when we're in the CCTV/misfortune section of the list. So when the gods chuck a lightning bolt at him and then, probably because he spends every afternoon working with retarded orphans, his vast reservoir of good karma forms a protective bubble around him and he continues unscathed through the carnage—well, you can't help but be like, "Way to go, dude. You win." This brings us to our next—and infinitely more positive—theme: success.