You may already know this, but sex is big on the Internet. The two have been working together since about .0005 seconds after the Internet started when some DOD guy made a dick joke in his first-ever email. As you know, it's been downhill from there. While there are a bajillion GIFs of boobs jiggling, co-eds flashing, things penetrating things, other things—horrible, horrible things we had to see to put this list together for you—this is not the place for that. So this one is just a woman who is either practicing for an eating contest or trying to smuggle some drugs in a really long pink tube. That's it. No more sex GIFs. Promise. There are advertisers on here.