You can't even taste the booze! But handles of the cheap stuff and have a sloppy-good-time—but please refrain from roofie-ing our girlfriends, asshole.

Ingredients:
-1 oz. vodka
-1 oz. tequila
-1 oz. rum
-1 oz. gin
-1 oz. triple sec
1.5 oz. sweet and sour mix
-splash of Coca-Cola

Mix up all ingredients with ice and throw into a pint glass or highball.
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