Just to be clear you know. What’s your greatest regret?

Sophia Santi: That I didn’t go to medical school. I wanted to study natural medecines. It’s an entirely different field of medicine from conventional practices. I still might rectify that one day.

Look at it this way, you’re doing a whole lot of healing, um physically, and mentally for the viewers at home. Who was your first boyfriend more afraid of, your mother or your father?

Sophia Santi: He was definitely afraid of my dad. One time, he almost pulled a knife on my dad because he thought he wanted to kick his ass for bringing me home, drunk, and high off my ass an hour past curfew. I was 14, he was 18.

When was the last time you pussied out of something?

Sophia Santi: Last week I pussied out of going on a ride at Great America that drops like 13 stories. You just go straight up and then drop straight down. I’m not afraid of heights. I climb trees and mountains—I just don’t like falling.

If you had to lose one of your senses, which would it be?

Sophia Santi: Smell, the other ones are too important and there’s lots of things that I really don’t want to smell, like my boyfriend, my cat, and his dogs.

Who do people confuse you with?

Sophia Santi: Before I dyed my hair lighter, people said I looked like Catherine Zeta-Jones. Sometimes Angelina Jolie but I don’t see it.

What was your first R-rated movie?

Sophia Santi: White Men Can’t Jump.

Who did you like more Woody Harrelson or Wesley Snipes? It’s the age old battle of black vs. white.

Sophia Santi: It’s a really hard choice.

Ok, I’ll make it easier for you: Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes or Rosie Perez?

Sophia Santi: Shit, that’s not easier. Let’s just say Wesley Snipes. I don’t know, something about [Rosie] bugs me.

What would be your first move in jail?

Sophia Santi: Try to kick somebody’s ass so they’d put me by myself. Home // GIRLS // SEX // Sophia Santi