Interview by Richard “DJ Treats” Dryden
Complex: What’s your favorite beach?
Sophia Santi: South Beach. It’s fun, and I don’t have to wear any clothes—I can be topless with a thong and that’s ok. Nobody can arrest me. I was there with a whole group of people, I think right before Memorial Day, and one of my friends put one of my girlfriends on his shoulders, and we walked down the street for six blocks with her top off. Then a cop pulled us over and was like, “Hey, you can’t do that, not on the street.” My friend said, “Well, can we do it on the sidewalk?” The cop said, “Just not on the street, you’re stopping traffic.”
Who is your favorite MILF?
Sophia Loren.
Hence Sophia Santi, right?
Right.
Good choice. Name a dead person you’d like to resurrect and punch in the face.
I never thought of that one before. Damn, I don’t really want to punch anybody in the face. Probably George Bush. He’s not dead, but it’d be nice.
Senior or junior?
Junior.